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I know, I know, you've heard it before but I hadn't, so eat my skivvies.
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Some Walmart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item:
Walmart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is
teaming up
with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, California, to produce the spirits at
an
affordable price, in the $2-5 range. While wine connoisseurs may not be
inclined to throw a bottle of Walmart brand wine into their shopping
carts,
there is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of
marketing
at Roger Williams University in Bristol, RI She said: "The right name
is
important." So, here we go:

The top 12 suggested names for Walmart Wine:

12. Chateau Trailer Parc
11. White Trashfindel
10. Big Red Gulp
9. Grape Expectations
8. Domaine Walmart "Merde du Pays"
7. NASCARbernet
6. Chef Boyardeaux
5. Peanut Noir
4. Chateau des Moines
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. World Championship Riesling

And the number 1 name for Walmart Wine ...

1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Walmart wine is that it can be served with white meat
(possum)
and red meat (squirrel).



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WormWood wrote:
> I know, I know, you've heard it before but I hadn't, so eat my skivvies.
>)



> Some Walmart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item:
> Walmart's own brand of wine.

[...]

> The top 12 suggested names for Walmart Wine:

> 6. Chef Boyardeaux

[...]

PMSL! }XOD

Outstanding!

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DC, after spending 3 minutes figuring out which end of the pen to use, wrote:

> WormWood wrote:
>> I know, I know, you've heard it before but I hadn't, so eat my skivvies.
>>)
>
>
>
>> Some Walmart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item:
>> Walmart's own brand of wine.
>
> [...]
>
>> The top 12 suggested names for Walmart Wine:
>
>> 6. Chef Boyardeaux
>
> [...]
>
> PMSL! }XOD
>
> Outstanding!

.. <--Ooooo, look! A period! I bet you're so ****ing amused you can't even type
out PMSL at the moment.

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WormWood wrote:

(snip)

> The top 12 suggested names for Walmart Wine:
>

> 8. Domaine Walmart "Merde du Pays"

> 3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!

LMAO