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"olfart" <> wrote in message
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>| "Andy" <> wrote in message
>| news:guVFc.9242$ e.rogers.com...
>| > How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?
>| >
>| >
>| > 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
>| changed
>| > 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how
>| > the light bulb could have been changed differently
>| > 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
>| > 1 to move it to the Lighting section
>| > 2 to argue then move it to the Electrical section
>| > 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing
>| > light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers
>| > 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
>| > 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
>| > another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
>| > 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term
>| > is
>| "lamp"
>| > 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that
>| > "light bulb" is perfectly correct
>| > 19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
>| > take
>| this
>| > discussion to a lightbulb forum
>| > 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use
>| > light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
>| > 36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior,
>| > where to
>| buy
>| > the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this
>| > technique and what brands are faulty
>| > 7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
>| > 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
>| corrected
>| > URL's
>| > 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant
>| > to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
>| > 13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety
>| > including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
>| > 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
>| > cannot handle the light bulb controversy
>| > 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
>| > 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
>| > questions
>| about
>| > light bulbs"
>| > 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now
>| > and start it all over again.
>| >
>| >
>|
>| And Boomer to tell you to change your time zone and clock so the
>| @#$% light bulb isn't burning during the day.

LOL! So *that's* why she does that?

--
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where
THEY went." ~Will Rogers~

Andy spilled my beer when they jumped on the table and proclaimed in
<guVFc.9242$ gers.com>

> How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?
<snip>
> 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
> 13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions
> about light bulbs"

Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?

Do a Google search on Light Bulbs before posting questions about light
bulbs.

NOI
(Trying to do his part. )

In Usenet post: guVFc.9242$ ers.com,
Andy went on and on and on:
> How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?
>
<snip>

You forgot the one to say that this is not a forum...

And several to tell you your time is 0.0001 seconds out

"anthonyberet" <> wrote in message
news:40e88505$0$117$.. .
> In Usenet post: guVFc.9242$ ers.com,
> Andy went on and on and on:
> > How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?
> >
> <snip>
>
> You forgot the one to say that this is not a forum...
>
>

el duderino wrote:

> And several to tell you your time is 0.0001 seconds out
Your clock is 0.0001 seconds out.

>
> "anthonyberet" <> wrote in message
> news:40e88505$0$117$.. .
>
>>In Usenet post: guVFc.9242$ ers.com,
>>Andy went on and on and on:
>>
>>>How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?
>>>
>>
>><snip>
>>
>>You forgot the one to say that this is not a forum...
>>
>>
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