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sven goran erickson
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      06-13-2004
How do I make my team better in the second half ?

Please hurry, it will be halftime in 15 minutes.

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slumpy [the real thing, not a cheap Canadian imitation]
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      06-13-2004
....and seconds before the explosion, sven goran erickson emerged from the
bunker carrying the last chicken tikka masala humanity would ever see,
crying:

> How do I make my team better in the second half ?
>
> Please hurry, it will be halftime in 15 minutes.


Shoot Terry Henry in the tunnel.
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Boomer
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      06-13-2004
"sven goran erickson" <> wrote:

> How do I make my team better in the second half ?


All by yourself? The whole team?

> Please hurry, it will be halftime in 15 minutes.


Thats a big job. And I only know one person who could handle it.
He's no slouch. But I haven't seen him around in awhile. ;o)

 
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slumpy [the real thing, not a cheap Canadian imitation]
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      06-13-2004
....and seconds before the explosion, Boomer emerged from the bunker carrying
the last chicken tikka masala humanity would ever see, crying:

> "sven goran erickson" <> wrote:
>
>> How do I make my team better in the second half ?

>
> All by yourself? The whole team?
>
>> Please hurry, it will be halftime in 15 minutes.

>
> Thats a big job. And I only know one person who could handle it.
> He's no slouch. But I haven't seen him around in awhile. ;o)


LOL !!

<hates smartass women>
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      06-13-2004
"slumpy [the real thing, not a cheap Canadian imitation]"
<> wrote:

> ...and seconds before the explosion, Boomer emerged from the
> bunker carrying the last chicken tikka masala humanity would
> ever see, crying:
>
>> "sven goran erickson" <> wrote:
>>
>>> How do I make my team better in the second half ?

>>
>> All by yourself? The whole team?
>>
>>> Please hurry, it will be halftime in 15 minutes.

>>
>> Thats a big job. And I only know one person who could handle
>> it. He's no slouch. But I haven't seen him around in awhile.
>> ;o)

>
> LOL !!
>
> <hates smartass women>


Liar.
 
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Parko
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      06-13-2004
On Sun, 13 Jun 2004 20:16:56 +0100, sven goran erickson wrote:

> How do I make my team better in the second half ?
>
> Please hurry, it will be halftime in 15 minutes.


Give 'em all diazepam.

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slumpy [the real thing, not a cheap Canadian imitation]
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      06-14-2004
....and seconds before the explosion, Boomer emerged from the bunker carrying
the last chicken tikka masala humanity would ever see, crying:

>>>> How do I make my team better in the second half ?
>>>
>>> All by yourself? The whole team?
>>>
>>>> Please hurry, it will be halftime in 15 minutes.
>>>
>>> Thats a big job. And I only know one person who could handle
>>> it. He's no slouch. But I haven't seen him around in awhile.
>>> ;o)

>>
>> LOL !!
>>
>> <hates smartass women>

>
> Liar.


Okay, I confess

What I /do/ hate is those people who can tell you exactly who the poster is
by their IP address
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sven goran erickson
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      06-14-2004
....and seconds before the explosion, Parko emerged from the bunker carrying
the last chicken tikka masala humanity would ever see, crying:

> On Sun, 13 Jun 2004 20:16:56 +0100, sven goran erickson wrote:
>
>> How do I make my team better in the second half ?
>>
>> Please hurry, it will be halftime in 15 minutes.

>
> Give 'em all diazepam.


I tried that and they fell apart in the last 2 minutes you feckin bastard !!

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Boomer
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      06-14-2004
"slumpy [the real thing, not a cheap Canadian imitation]"
<> wrote:

> ...and seconds before the explosion, Boomer emerged from the
> bunker carrying the last chicken tikka masala humanity would
> ever see, crying:
>
>>>>> How do I make my team better in the second half ?
>>>>
>>>> All by yourself? The whole team?
>>>>
>>>>> Please hurry, it will be halftime in 15 minutes.
>>>>
>>>> Thats a big job. And I only know one person who could handle
>>>> it. He's no slouch. But I haven't seen him around in awhile.
>>>> ;o)
>>>
>>> LOL !!
>>>
>>> <hates smartass women>

>>
>> Liar.

>
> Okay, I confess
>
> What I /do/ hate is those people who can tell you exactly who
> the poster is by their IP address


<eg>

Luv you too. ;o)

 
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slumpy [the real thing, not a cheap Canadian imitation]
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      06-15-2004
....and seconds before the explosion, Boomer emerged from the bunker carrying
the last chicken tikka masala humanity would ever see, crying:

> "slumpy [the real thing, not a cheap Canadian imitation]"
> <> wrote:
>
>> ...and seconds before the explosion, Boomer emerged from the
>> bunker carrying the last chicken tikka masala humanity would
>> ever see, crying:
>>
>>>>>> How do I make my team better in the second half ?
>>>>>
>>>>> All by yourself? The whole team?
>>>>>
>>>>>> Please hurry, it will be halftime in 15 minutes.
>>>>>
>>>>> Thats a big job. And I only know one person who could handle
>>>>> it. He's no slouch. But I haven't seen him around in awhile.
>>>>> ;o)
>>>>
>>>> LOL !!
>>>>
>>>> <hates smartass women>
>>>
>>> Liar.

>>
>> Okay, I confess
>>
>> What I /do/ hate is those people who can tell you exactly who
>> the poster is by their IP address

>
> <eg>
>
> Luv you too. ;o)


I only started posting here again because I'd heard a rumour you were living
with the Waltons and their idea of a broadband connection was "Percy, the
fastest pigeon in this heer parts"
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