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Top Ten Uses for the Scroll Lock Key.


Number 10- Nothing happens, just like now.
Number 9- You curse Microsoft with a long series of insults.
Number 8- You close all XXX windows open before your boss sees them.
Number 7- Go back to the same spot in the game you were playing.
Number 6- You forever close all those SEND ERROR REPORT TO MS windows.
Number 5- Send back all the spam you have received in the last 5 years and
include a bunch of viruses with them.
Number 4- You send to X10 all the popups you received in the last 10 years from
anybody.
Number 3- Send by triplicade every virus back to its creator, his family and
friends.
Number 2- Quickly roll up and insert all porno messages into their senders ass.

AND THE NUMBER ONE USE FOR THE SCROLL LOCK KEY IS:

1- You send an unstopable virus that will blow up the PC of every f----ng troll
in the NGs.