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If only software dealers were as fastidious as restaurants.

A restaurant will give me the food for free if I find one bug in it.


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Kenny

Isn't it nice to know that there's somebody around that will eat food with
bugs as long as it's free.
"Kenny Cargill" <> wrote in message
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> If only software dealers were as fastidious as restaurants.
>
> A restaurant will give me the food for free if I find one bug in it.
>
>
> --
>
> Kenny
>
>
>

"Chet" <> wrote in message
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> Isn't it nice to know that there's somebody around that will eat food with
> bugs as long as it's free.
> "Kenny Cargill" <> wrote in message
> news:c1get4$1h8ijd$...
> > If only software dealers were as fastidious as restaurants.
> >
> > A restaurant will give me the food for free if I find one bug in it.
> >
> >
> > --
> >
> > Kenny
> >
> >
> >
>
>

Whats wrong with eating bugs?

-BC

Chet uttered the following maniacal gibberish in 24hoursupport.helpdesk
on Tuesday 24 February 2004 04:49 pm:

> Isn't it nice to know that there's somebody around that will eat food
> with bugs as long as it's free.


In some parts of the world, bugs *are* food (and some of 'em ain't bad,
either)

> "Kenny Cargill" <> wrote in message
> news:c1get4$1h8ijd$...
>> If only software dealers were as fastidious as restaurants.
>>
>> A restaurant will give me the food for free if I find one bug in it.
>>
>>


--
The Old Sourdough
BEER!!11!! The ultimate health food!

"Kenny Cargill" <> wrote in message
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> If only software dealers were as fastidious as restaurants.
>
> A restaurant will give me the food for free if I find one bug in it.
>

There aren't any bugs in software, only features.

Bob_R said:

> "Kenny Cargill" <> wrote in message
> news:c1get4$1h8ijd$...
>> If only software dealers were as fastidious as restaurants.
>>
>> A restaurant will give me the food for free if I find one bug in it.
>>
>
> There aren't any bugs in software, only features.

And there aren't any features in Windows, only bugs.

"Brian H¹©" <> wrote in message
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> Bob_R said:
>
> > "Kenny Cargill" <> wrote in message
> > news:c1get4$1h8ijd$...
> >> If only software dealers were as fastidious as restaurants.
> >>
> >> A restaurant will give me the food for free if I find one bug in it.
> >>
> >
> > There aren't any bugs in software, only features.
>
> And there aren't any features in Windows, only bugs.

Then quit bitching and load up Linux.

On Tue, 24 Feb 2004 18:18:02 -0500, The Old Sourdough
<> wrote:

>Chet uttered the following maniacal gibberish in 24hoursupport.helpdesk
>on Tuesday 24 February 2004 04:49 pm:
>
>> Isn't it nice to know that there's somebody around that will eat food
>> with bugs as long as it's free.
>
>
>In some parts of the world, bugs *are* food (and some of 'em ain't bad,
>either)

Bugs aren't food, bugs are what food eats.

>> "Kenny Cargill" <> wrote in message
>> news:c1get4$1h8ijd$...
>>> If only software dealers were as fastidious as restaurants.
>>>
>>> A restaurant will give me the food for free if I find one bug in it.
>>>
>>>

Perhaps that is why they are where they are on the food chain...

> In some parts of the world, bugs *are* food (and some of 'em ain't bad,
> either)
>

So..what do they complain about in those parts? Food in the bugs?

"Get the manager, I found a cheeseburger in my cockroaches"

"The Old Sourdough" <> wrote in message
news:...
> Chet uttered the following maniacal gibberish in 24hoursupport.helpdesk
> on Tuesday 24 February 2004 04:49 pm:
>
> > Isn't it nice to know that there's somebody around that will eat food
> > with bugs as long as it's free.
>
>
> In some parts of the world, bugs *are* food (and some of 'em ain't bad,
> either)
>
> > "Kenny Cargill" <> wrote in message
> > news:c1get4$1h8ijd$...
> >> If only software dealers were as fastidious as restaurants.
> >>
> >> A restaurant will give me the food for free if I find one bug in it.
> >>
> >>
>
>
> --
> The Old Sourdough
> BEER!!11!! The ultimate health food!