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Hello All,

My name is Morris Attaway. I just discovered this group today and love it
already. A little about myself... I have been destroying (early days) and
building computers for 3/4 of my life Yep... about 20 years i would say.

My expertise is on Microsoft products. If I can help you just let me know. I
will try and get back with you as soon as possible. For quick tips... I
don't mind. Now I won't sit back and guide you through an elaborate process
(that would kill the old day job ).
_________________
Morris C. Attaway, Jr.,
Lead Designer
Nerd 411
Affordable.. Beautiful...Functional.
Small Business Website Design.
____________________________
Website: http://www.nerd411.com
Phone: 866-4MY-NERD
Fax: 435-417-0106
____________________________
What is a Website?
1) A Sales Tool Used To Increase Profit.
2) A Marketing Tool Used To Gain Customers.
Call TODAY for a free website review!
____________________________

Morris Attaway wrote:

PLONK!
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are hydrogen and stupidity." --Harlan Ellison

"Morris Attaway" <> wrote in message
news3evb.18264$...
> Hello All,
>
> My name is Morris Attaway. I just discovered this group today and love it
> already. A little about myself... I have been destroying (early days) and
> building computers for 3/4 of my life Yep... about 20 years i would
say.
>
> My expertise is on Microsoft products. If I can help you just let me know.
I
> will try and get back with you as soon as possible. For quick tips... I
> don't mind. Now I won't sit back and guide you through an elaborate
process
> (that would kill the old day job ).

Hi, Morris:

I look forward to reading your contributions to the group. Your
qualifications sound quite impeccable- you'll do nicely.

Regarding my own expertise, and I'm NOT making this up: I have worked for
the largest chip manufacturer in the North America for the past 17 years.

Welcome to the group,
Ian.
(Proud Frito-Lay employee.)

Ionizer said:

> "Morris Attaway" <> wrote in message
> news3evb.18264$...
>> Hello All,
>>
>> My name is Morris Attaway. I just discovered this group today and love it
>> already. A little about myself... I have been destroying (early days) and
>> building computers for 3/4 of my life Yep... about 20 years i would say.
>>
>> My expertise is on Microsoft products. If I can help you just let me know. I
>> will try and get back with you as soon as possible. For quick tips... I
>> don't mind. Now I won't sit back and guide you through an elaborate process
>> (that would kill the old day job ).
>
> Hi, Morris:
>
> I look forward to reading your contributions to the group. Your
> qualifications sound quite impeccable- you'll do nicely.
>
> Regarding my own expertise, and I'm NOT making this up: I have worked for
> the largest chip manufacturer in the North America for the past 17 years.
>
> Welcome to the group,
> Ian.
> (Proud Frito-Lay employee.)

McDonalds?

Chip, frito..sorry, couldn't resist.

Sigh!!

"Ionizer" <> wrote in message
news:bpjrnd$1oo215$...
> "Morris Attaway" <> wrote in message
> news3evb.18264$...
> > Hello All,
> >
> > My name is Morris Attaway. I just discovered this group today and love
it
> > already. A little about myself... I have been destroying (early days)
and
> > building computers for 3/4 of my life Yep... about 20 years i would
> say.
> >
> > My expertise is on Microsoft products. If I can help you just let me
know.
> I
> > will try and get back with you as soon as possible. For quick tips... I
> > don't mind. Now I won't sit back and guide you through an elaborate
> process
> > (that would kill the old day job ).
>
> Hi, Morris:
>
> I look forward to reading your contributions to the group. Your
> qualifications sound quite impeccable- you'll do nicely.
>
> Regarding my own expertise, and I'm NOT making this up: I have worked for
> the largest chip manufacturer in the North America for the past 17 years.
>
> Welcome to the group,
> Ian.
> (Proud Frito-Lay employee.)
>
>

Ugh!

"Ionizer" <> wrote in message
news:bpjrnd$1oo215$...
> "Morris Attaway" <> wrote in message
> news3evb.18264$...
> > Hello All,
> >
> > My name is Morris Attaway. I just discovered this group today and love
it
> > already. A little about myself... I have been destroying (early days)
and
> > building computers for 3/4 of my life Yep... about 20 years i would
> say.
> >
> > My expertise is on Microsoft products. If I can help you just let me
know.
> I
> > will try and get back with you as soon as possible. For quick tips... I
> > don't mind. Now I won't sit back and guide you through an elaborate
> process
> > (that would kill the old day job ).
>
> Hi, Morris:
>
> I look forward to reading your contributions to the group. Your
> qualifications sound quite impeccable- you'll do nicely.
>
> Regarding my own expertise, and I'm NOT making this up: I have worked for
> the largest chip manufacturer in the North America for the past 17 years.
>
> Welcome to the group,
> Ian.
> (Proud Frito-Lay employee.)
>
>

Morris Attaway wrote:

> Hello All,
>
> My name is Morris Attaway. I just discovered this group today and
> love it already. A little about myself... I have been destroying
> (early days) and building computers for 3/4 of my life Yep...
> about 20 years i would say.
>
> My expertise is on Microsoft products. If I can help you just let me
> know. I will try and get back with you as soon as possible. For quick
> tips... I don't mind. Now I won't sit back and guide you through an
> elaborate process (that would kill the old day job ).
<SNIP>

All well and good. However; you will find that your time 'here' is
going to be less than genial if you continue with the huge
advertisements in each post.
As mentioned to you previously; the accepted Usenet practice is
*four* lines, in a properly-delimited signature, at the *end* of a post.
--
"Otherwise; it's spam. Plain and simple."

On Fri, 21 Nov 2003 01:41:41 GMT, Morris Attaway wrote:

<snip>

>My expertise is on Microsoft products. If I can help you just let me know. I

That's why MS use lots of wizards, to make it easy.

>will try and get back with you as soon as possible. For quick tips... I
>don't mind. Now I won't sit back and guide you through an elaborate process
>(that would kill the old day job ).


<snip most of stoopid long advert non sig>

>Website: http://www.nerd411.com

You need to learn about web page design, the page claims to be following
a standard by use of the doctype definition.
However as normally happens in these cases it's a lie and a load of
crap.


Encoding: iso-8859-1
Doctype: HTML 4.01 Transitional
---------->>>>> Errors: 35

You can see for yourself
http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=ht...nerd411.com%2F

Which meta tag description do you mean to use, you have 2


<meta name="Description" content="computer repair, computer setup,
software installation, virus protectionr, web hosting, web design,

<snip>

<meta name="keywords" content="virus,computer setup,printer

<snip>

<meta name="description" content="Nerd 411 - Your computer setup, pc
repair, virus innoculation, software installation, web design and web

<snip>

Also a description it not an excuse to add another long list of words.

At least the CSS validates, but it's that much simpler. Then again you
are forcing fixed px sizes which should be avoided.

http://jigsaw.w3.org/css-validator/v...usermedium=all

px as a measurement is not equal on most UA's.

Me

Looks Like Spam ---

Smells Like Spam ---

Walks Like Spam ---

Good to have you BUT...................

Better get rid of the SIG............

Treb

"Morris Attaway" <> wrote in message
news3evb.18264$...
> Hello All,
>
> My name is Morris Attaway. I just discovered this group today and love it
> already. A little about myself... I have been destroying (early days) and
> building computers for 3/4 of my life Yep... about 20 years i would
say.
>
> My expertise is on Microsoft products. If I can help you just let me know.
I
> will try and get back with you as soon as possible. For quick tips... I
> don't mind. Now I won't sit back and guide you through an elaborate
process
> (that would kill the old day job ).
> _________________
> Morris C. Attaway, Jr.,
> Lead Designer
> Nerd 411
> Affordable.. Beautiful...Functional.
> Small Business Website Design.
> ____________________________
> Website: http://www.nerd411.com
> Phone: 866-4MY-NERD
> Fax: 435-417-0106
> ____________________________
> What is a Website?
> 1) A Sales Tool Used To Increase Profit.
> 2) A Marketing Tool Used To Gain Customers.
> Call TODAY for a free website review!
> ____________________________
>
>

"Morris Attaway" <> wrote in
news3evb.18264$:

> Hello All,
>
> My name is Morris Attaway. I just discovered this group today and
> love it already. A little about myself... I have been destroying
> (early days) and building computers for 3/4 of my life Yep...
> about 20 years i would say.
>
> My expertise is on Microsoft products. If I can help you just let
> me know. I will try and get back with you as soon as possible. For
> quick tips... I don't mind. Now I won't sit back and guide you
> through an elaborate process (that would kill the old day job ).
[snip huge sig]

Hi

Here are some quick tips you might use:

http://www.netmeister.org/news/learn2quote.html
http://www.xs4all.nl/~wijnands/nnq/nquote.html
http://home.sprintmail.com/~dtrout/Usenet101.html

"Signature Separator Not Usenet Compliant"
http://www.okinfoweb.com/moe/bugs/bugs_047.htm
http://insideoe.tomsterdam.com/probl...m#sigseparator

Further information:
http://www.ohse.de/uwe/rfc/son-of-1036.html#4.3.2
Or search for RFC 2646
Section 4.3. Usenet Signature Convention

And OEQuoteFix
http://home.in.tum.de/~jain/software/oe-quotefix/

Enjoy.

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