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many years ago...
on a dare...
a friend of a friend of mine stole a canoe from a sporting goods store...
he just hoisted it up over his head and walked out the door
(a salesman even held the door for him)

was he caught?

yes.


he foolishly went back the next day
to get the paddles!


true story...
no joke


they always say...never return to the scene of the crime...
i say: never go there in the first place!

philo wrote:
> many years ago...
> on a dare...
> a friend of a friend of mine stole a canoe from a sporting goods
> store... he just hoisted it up over his head and walked out the door
> (a salesman even held the door for him)
>
> was he caught?
>
> yes.
>
>
> he foolishly went back the next day
> to get the paddles!
>
>
> true story...
> no joke
>
>
> they always say...never return to the scene of the crime...
> i say: never go there in the first place!

LOL Now that really * is* a classic case of being up the creek
without a paddle!

TRADESMAN wrote:
> philo wrote:
>> many years ago...
>> on a dare...
>> a friend of a friend of mine stole a canoe from a sporting goods
>> store... he just hoisted it up over his head and walked out the door
>> (a salesman even held the door for him)
>>
>> was he caught?
>>
>> yes.
>>
>>
>> he foolishly went back the next day
>> to get the paddles!
>>
>>
>> true story...
>> no joke
>>
>>
>> they always say...never return to the scene of the crime...
>> i say: never go there in the first place!
>
> LOL Now that really * is* a classic case of being up the
> creek without a paddle!

Yus, very good !