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What is going on? Don't they know I only need one?
I keep installing 'that' patch that does everything.
What's wrong with this NG?
Does anyone else get these? Is there a way to search a NG to see if the
subject has already been discussed.
Stupid Bill Gates' company won't leave me alone. I pay taxes, so why doesn't
the government do something about this.
Please, no 'smart' comments. I don't have time to waste look'in things up
for myself or doing a FIND in a newsgroup or search engine.
Hurry up and give me MY answer!!
Damn, now my stupid dog just pee'd on the rug !!!!
Why doesn't the government do something. Do they think I'm Stupid?
I can help myself. I ----_______
Stoopid cat just ate the canary and now there's smoke coming out of the
kitchen.
Can't boil water, but I can use a computer.
Poor lil 'o' me.
PS: What do you mean you're pregnant?
Sorry, gotta go.

http://www.techhowto.org/howto/sweninfo.html


--
Rob B




"Buffalo" <eric(nospam)@noBS.nada> wrote in message
news:Te4cb.138149$ et...
> What is going on? Don't they know I only need one?
> I keep installing 'that' patch that does everything.
> What's wrong with this NG?
> Does anyone else get these? Is there a way to search a NG to see if the
> subject has already been discussed.
> Stupid Bill Gates' company won't leave me alone. I pay taxes, so why
doesn't
> the government do something about this.
> Please, no 'smart' comments. I don't have time to waste look'in things up
> for myself or doing a FIND in a newsgroup or search engine.
> Hurry up and give me MY answer!!
> Damn, now my stupid dog just pee'd on the rug !!!!
> Why doesn't the government do something. Do they think I'm Stupid?
> I can help myself. I ----_______
> Stoopid cat just ate the canary and now there's smoke coming out of the
> kitchen.
> Can't boil water, but I can use a computer.
> Poor lil 'o' me.
> PS: What do you mean you're pregnant?
> Sorry, gotta go.
>
>
>

no, they know your stupid... sorry, it had to be said, someone had to say
it... I'm only here to help.... you MUST install all attachments sent to you
in order for the big surprise to be had.... hurry or you'll miss it!



"Buffalo" <eric(nospam)@noBS.nada> wrote in message
news:Te4cb.138149$ et...
> What is going on? Don't they know I only need one?
> I keep installing 'that' patch that does everything.
> What's wrong with this NG?
> Does anyone else get these? Is there a way to search a NG to see if the
> subject has already been discussed.
> Stupid Bill Gates' company won't leave me alone. I pay taxes, so why
doesn't
> the government do something about this.
> Please, no 'smart' comments. I don't have time to waste look'in things up
> for myself or doing a FIND in a newsgroup or search engine.
> Hurry up and give me MY answer!!
> Damn, now my stupid dog just pee'd on the rug !!!!
> Why doesn't the government do something. Do they think I'm Stupid?
> I can help myself. I ----_______
> Stoopid cat just ate the canary and now there's smoke coming out of the
> kitchen.
> Can't boil water, but I can use a computer.
> Poor lil 'o' me.
> PS: What do you mean you're pregnant?
> Sorry, gotta go.
>
>
>

Buffalo wrote:

> What is going on? Don't they know I only need one?
> I keep installing 'that' patch that does everything.
> What's wrong with this NG?
> Does anyone else get these? Is there a way to search a NG to see if
> the
> subject has already been discussed.
> Stupid Bill Gates' company won't leave me alone. I pay taxes, so why
> doesn't
> the government do something about this.
> Please, no 'smart' comments. I don't have time to waste look'in things
> up
> for myself or doing a FIND in a newsgroup or search engine.
> Hurry up and give me MY answer!!
> Damn, now my stupid dog just pee'd on the rug !!!!
> Why doesn't the government do something. Do they think I'm Stupid?
> I can help myself. I ----_______
> Stoopid cat just ate the canary and now there's smoke coming out of
> the
> kitchen.
> Can't boil water, but I can use a computer.
> Poor lil 'o' me.
PS:: What do you mean you're pregnant?
> Sorry, gotta go.
:


I trust you don't open the stuff? What you are getting is not from
microsoft, but from infected machines that have a virus.
microsft "DOES NOT" send out e-mails about patches or include attachments.
If you don't have anti-virus program, get one. www.grisoft.com and at least
get the free version of AVG.

PLONK


"Buffalo" <eric(nospam)@noBS.nada> wrote in message
news:Te4cb.138149$ et...
> What is going on? Don't they know I only need one?
> I keep installing 'that' patch that does everything.
> What's wrong with this NG?
> Does anyone else get these? Is there a way to search a NG to see if the
> subject has already been discussed.
> Stupid Bill Gates' company won't leave me alone. I pay taxes, so why
doesn't
> the government do something about this.
> Please, no 'smart' comments. I don't have time to waste look'in things up
> for myself or doing a FIND in a newsgroup or search engine.
> Hurry up and give me MY answer!!
> Damn, now my stupid dog just pee'd on the rug !!!!
> Why doesn't the government do something. Do they think I'm Stupid?
> I can help myself. I ----_______
> Stoopid cat just ate the canary and now there's smoke coming out of the
> kitchen.
> Can't boil water, but I can use a computer.
> Poor lil 'o' me.
> PS: What do you mean you're pregnant?
> Sorry, gotta go.
>
>
>

"SayI" <Say> wrote in message news:
> PLONK
>
>
Thank you.

PS: If you don't change the last part of your email address, you are just
causing more spam to be sent to yahoo dot com.

Listen to Richard and Rob. You are the proud owner of the Swen
virus.You need up to date anti virus software today. Let all the
people you have sent email to , that they may have the virus. In the
future don't open attachments without checking them for viruses first.
Don't wait for a prize because the prize is you have now experienced
what a virus is like. Clean the virus with the software from
"Grisoft.com" and then help your friends clean off their viruses if
they have any symptoms like 100 email a day.



On Wed, 24 Sep 2003 00:35:46 -0400, "SayI" <> wrote:

>PLONK
>
>
>"Buffalo" <eric(nospam)@noBS.nada> wrote in message
>news:Te4cb.138149$. net...
>> What is going on? Don't they know I only need one?
>> I keep installing 'that' patch that does everything.
>> What's wrong with this NG?
>> Does anyone else get these? Is there a way to search a NG to see if the
>> subject has already been discussed.
>> Stupid Bill Gates' company won't leave me alone. I pay taxes, so why
>doesn't
>> the government do something about this.
>> Please, no 'smart' comments. I don't have time to waste look'in things up
>> for myself or doing a FIND in a newsgroup or search engine.
>> Hurry up and give me MY answer!!
>> Damn, now my stupid dog just pee'd on the rug !!!!
>> Why doesn't the government do something. Do they think I'm Stupid?
>> I can help myself. I ----_______
>> Stoopid cat just ate the canary and now there's smoke coming out of the
>> kitchen.
>> Can't boil water, but I can use a computer.
>> Poor lil 'o' me.
>> PS: What do you mean you're pregnant?
>> Sorry, gotta go.
>>
>>
>>
>

"Mr_Bill" <> wrote in message news:...
> Listen to Richard and Rob. You are the proud owner of the Swen
> virus.You need up to date anti virus software today. Let all the
> people you have sent email to , that they may have the virus. In the
> future don't open attachments without checking them for viruses first.
> Don't wait for a prize because the prize is you have now experienced
> what a virus is like. Clean the virus with the software from
> "Grisoft.com" and then help your friends clean off their viruses if
> they have any symptoms like 100 email a day.
>
Mr Bill,
My post was done 'under the influence' and was an attempt at 'satire'
regarding the many that posted the same question ( MS emails, memory access
violations,etc), over and over, without taking the time to check the other
posts in this newsgroup.
I failed miserably.

On Tue, 23 Sep 2003 20:44:50 -0500, Richard wrote:

> Buffalo wrote:
>
> > What is going on? Don't they know I only need one?
>> I keep installing 'that' patch that does everything.
>> What's wrong with this NG?
<snip>
>> Poor lil 'o' me.
>PS:: What do you mean you're pregnant?
>> Sorry, gotta go.
>:
>
>
>I trust you don't open the stuff? What you are getting is not from
>microsoft, but from infected machines that have a virus.
>microsft "DOES NOT" send out e-mails about patches or include attachments.

MS do send email about patches, I get them all the time. However you
have to sign up for them.
http://www.microsoft.com/security/se...s/decision.asp

Here is a handy link for reference
http://www.microsoft.com/security/an...icate_mail.asp
How to Tell If a Microsoft Security-Related Message Is Genuine
September 19, 2003
Microsoft regularly sends e-mail to subscribers of our security e-mail
notification services when we release a Microsoft Security Bulletin.

The message contains no attachments. Authentic Microsoft Security
Bulletin notifications never include software updates as attachments.
Rather, we refer customers to the complete version of the bulletin on
our Web site,

<snip>

Me

Buffalo wrote:

> "Mr_Bill" <> wrote in message news:...
>> Listen to Richard and Rob. You are the proud owner of the Swen
<snip>

> Mr Bill,
> My post was done 'under the influence' and was an attempt at 'satire'
> regarding the many that posted the same question ( MS emails, memory
> access violations,etc), over and over, without taking the time to
> check the other posts in this newsgroup.
> I failed miserably.

Not exactly 'High Art'; but I thought the intent of your post was
pretty obvious. And with the situation being what it is; you *have* to
laugh. Or buy a gun.
--
"Everybody's a critic."