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# A Math Lesson

Gary G. Taylor
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 08-10-2003
A Math Lesson

Below is a mathematics lesson you were probably never taught in school.

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What's 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%. How about achieving 103%?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions: What makes up 100% in life?

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
are represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4 + 5 = 100%

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you

A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While, Hard work and knowledge will get you close,
and, Attitude will get you there,
Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top.
--
Gary G. Taylor * Rialto, CA
gary at cdfound dot org / http:// geetee dot cdfound dot org
"The two most abundant things in the universe
are hydrogen and stupidity." --Harlan Ellison

Bryan
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"Gary G. Taylor" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
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> A Math Lesson
>
> Below is a mathematics lesson you were probably never taught in
> school.
>
> From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
> What's 100%?
> What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
> Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
>
> We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give
> over 100%. How about achieving 103%?
> Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
> questions: What makes up 100% in life?
>
> If:
> A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
> are represented as:
> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
>
> Then:
>
> H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
> 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
>
> K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
> 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
>
> A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
> 1+20+20+9+20+21+4 + 5 = 100%
>
> B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
> 21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
>
> AND, look how far ass kissing will take you
>
> A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G
> 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
>
> So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
> While, Hard work and knowledge will get you close,
> and, Attitude will get you there,
> Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top.

LOL
stolen

area 51
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 08-10-2003

"Gary G. Taylor" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
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> A Math Lesson
>
> Below is a mathematics lesson you were probably never taught in

school.
>
> From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
> What's 100%?
> What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
> Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
>
> We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give

over
> 100%. How about achieving 103%?
> Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
> questions: What makes up 100% in life?
>
> If:
> A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
> are represented as:
> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
>
> Then:
>
> H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
> 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
>
> K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
> 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
>
> A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
> 1+20+20+9+20+21+4 + 5 = 100%
>
> B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
> 21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
>
> AND, look how far ass kissing will take you
>
> A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G
> 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
>
> So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
> While, Hard work and knowledge will get you close,
> and, Attitude will get you there,
> Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top.
> --
> Gary G. Taylor * Rialto, CA
> gary at cdfound dot org / http:// geetee dot cdfound dot org
> "The two most abundant things in the universe
> are hydrogen and stupidity." --Harlan Ellison

Brilliant....

blob
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 08-10-2003

"Gary G. Taylor" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
news:bh52n0\$ufvcr\$(E-Mail Removed)-berlin.de...
> A Math Lesson
>
> Below is a mathematics lesson you were probably never taught in school.
>
> From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
> What's 100%?
> What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
> Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
>
> We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
> 100%. How about achieving 103%?
> Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
> questions: What makes up 100% in life?
>
> If:
> A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
> are represented as:
> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
>
> Then:
>
> H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
> 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
>
> K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
> 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
>
> A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
> 1+20+20+9+20+21+4 + 5 = 100%
>
> B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
> 21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
>
> AND, look how far ass kissing will take you
>
> A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G
> 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
>
> So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
> While, Hard work and knowledge will get you close,
> and, Attitude will get you there,
> Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top.
> --
> Gary G. Taylor * Rialto, CA
> gary at cdfound dot org / http:// geetee dot cdfound dot org
> "The two most abundant things in the universe
> are hydrogen and stupidity." --Harlan Ellison

This isn't a joke group. Go to alt.jokes or something.

jack@do.not.spam.me
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On Sun, 10 Aug 2003 11:07:31 +0100, "blob" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote:

>
>"Gary G. Taylor" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
>news:bh52n0\$ufvcr\$(E-Mail Removed)-berlin.de...
>> A Math Lesson
>>
>> Below is a mathematics lesson you were probably never taught in school.

<snip>

>This isn't a joke group. Go to alt.jokes or something.
>

I agree, this isn't. But some of the technical advice I see given
here has me ROTFLMAO to the point I bust my gut. <g>

why?
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On Sun, 10 Aug 2003 11:07:31 +0100, blob wrote:

>
>"Gary G. Taylor" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
>news:bh52n0\$ufvcr\$(E-Mail Removed)-berlin.de...
>> A Math Lesson
>>
>> Below is a mathematics lesson you were probably never taught in school.
>>
>> From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
>> What's 100%?
>> What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

<snip>
>> So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
>> While, Hard work and knowledge will get you close,
>> and, Attitude will get you there,
>> Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top.
>> --
>> Gary G. Taylor * Rialto, CA

<snip>
>This isn't a joke group. Go to alt.jokes or something.

Me

slumpy
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 08-10-2003
"So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
threw back my head and roared with laughter as Gary G. Taylor continued:

> A Math Lesson

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slumpy
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 08-10-2003
"So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
threw back my head and roared with laughter as blob continued:

> This isn't a joke group. Go to alt.jokes or something.

Have you come to save us ?

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no more
no less
just slumpy

Kraftee
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 08-10-2003
> "Gary G. Taylor" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
> news:bh52n0\$ufvcr\$(E-Mail Removed)-berlin.de...
>> A Math Lesson
>>
>> Below is a mathematics lesson you were probably never taught in
>> school.
>>
>> From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
>> What's 100%?
>> What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
>> Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than
>> 100%?
>>
>> We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give
>> over 100%. How about achieving 103%?
>> Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer

these
>> questions: What makes up 100% in life?
>>
>> If:
>> A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y

Z
>> are represented as:
>> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25

26
>>
>> Then:
>>
>> H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
>> 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
>>
>> K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
>> 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
>>
>> A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
>> 1+20+20+9+20+21+4 + 5 = 100%
>>
>> B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
>> 21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
>>
>> AND, look how far ass kissing will take you
>>
>> A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G
>> 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
>>
>> So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
>> While, Hard work and knowledge will get you close,
>> and, Attitude will get you there,
>> Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top.
>> --
>> Gary G. Taylor * Rialto, CA
>> gary at cdfound dot org / http:// geetee dot cdfound dot org
>> "The two most abundant things in the universe
>> are hydrogen and stupidity." --Harlan Ellison

>
> This isn't a joke group. Go to alt.jokes or something.

Looked in the mirror recently???

--
B-)
Life is pain.....
Deal with it!!

Miggsee
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"slumpy" <(E-Mail Removed)> wrote in message
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> "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
> threw back my head and roared with laughter as blob continued:
>
> > This isn't a joke group. Go to alt.jokes or something.

>
> Have you come to save us ?

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