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I'm sat at the computer,
My poor head is all a-spin,
I don't know what is right from wrong,
Perhaps I should give in!
I read all the postings,
Some refer to me, not all,
But when I go to solve a prob,
I bash my head against a wall,
So, I want to thank you for the *help*,
You've all been very kind,
But time to call it quits methinks,
Before I really lose my mind!

"So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
threw back my head and roared with laughter as Rainedon continued:

> I'm sat at the computer,
> My poor head is all a-spin,
> I don't know what is right from wrong,
> Perhaps I should give in!
> I read all the postings,
> Some refer to me, not all,
> But when I go to solve a prob,
> I bash my head against a wall,
> So, I want to thank you for the *help*,
> You've all been very kind,
> But time to call it quits methinks,
> Before I really lose my mind!

You ought to take the good advice
And follow to the letter
Everything that you are told
And it will all get better.
--
slumpy
no more
no less
just slumpy

trout wrote:

> slumpy wrote:
>
>> "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?"
>> I threw back my head and roared with laughter as Rainedon continued:
>>
>>> I'm sat at the computer,
>>> My poor head is all a-spin,
>>> I don't know what is right from wrong,
>>> Perhaps I should give in!
>>> I read all the postings,
>>> Some refer to me, not all,
>>> But when I go to solve a prob,
>>> I bash my head against a wall,
>>> So, I want to thank you for the *help*,
>>> You've all been very kind,
>>> But time to call it quits methinks,
>>> Before I really lose my mind!
>>
>> You ought to take the good advice
>> And follow to the letter
>> Everything that you are told
>> And it will all get better.
>
> But good advice would also be
> To see who does the doling
> For if they say to 'format C'
> You know that they are trolling.

You know... I've often heard it said
"There's one born every minute".
It goes for trolls as well as fools,
So heed the wisdom in it.
--
"I'm joining Doggerel Writers Anonymous, post-haste."

"So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
threw back my head and roared with laughter as trout continued:

> slumpy wrote:
>
>> "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?"
>> I threw back my head and roared with laughter as Rainedon continued:
>>
>>> I'm sat at the computer,
>>> My poor head is all a-spin,
>>> I don't know what is right from wrong,
>>> Perhaps I should give in!
>>> I read all the postings,
>>> Some refer to me, not all,
>>> But when I go to solve a prob,
>>> I bash my head against a wall,
>>> So, I want to thank you for the *help*,
>>> You've all been very kind,
>>> But time to call it quits methinks,
>>> Before I really lose my mind!
>>
>> You ought to take the good advice
>> And follow to the letter
>> Everything that you are told
>> And it will all get better.
>
> But good advice would also be
> To see who does the doling
> For if they say to 'format C'
> You know that they are trolling.

Be careful with your hardware,
Be gentle and don't force it.
Discard advice from 'Richard'
Cos it's just more Bullis Bullshit.

And when you've fixed the thing you thought
You couldn't fix for toffee (playground revisited)
You go and read one of Brian's jokes
And spray the thing with coffee.
--
slumpy
no more
no less
just slumpy

"So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
threw back my head and roared with laughter as Juan Pérez continued:

> trout wrote:
>> slumpy wrote:
>>
>>> "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you
>>> ?" I threw back my head and roared with laughter as Rainedon
>>> continued:
>>>
>>>> I'm sat at the computer,
>>>> My poor head is all a-spin,
>>>> I don't know what is right from wrong,
>>>> Perhaps I should give in!
>>>> I read all the postings,
>>>> Some refer to me, not all,
>>>> But when I go to solve a prob,
>>>> I bash my head against a wall,
>>>> So, I want to thank you for the *help*,
>>>> You've all been very kind,
>>>> But time to call it quits methinks,
>>>> Before I really lose my mind!
>>>
>>> You ought to take the good advice
>>> And follow to the letter
>>> Everything that you are told
>>> And it will all get better.
>>
>> But good advice would also be
>> To see who does the doling
>> For if they say to 'format C'
>> You know that they are trolling.
>
> This is first class poetry
> But needs to be resolved
> So I leave you with this: 'Orange'.

Other words that will not rhyme
Include 'silver' and 'lemon'.
At least since Kenny Everett
Retired Captain Kremmen.
--
slumpy
no more
no less
just slumpy

The boy stood on the burning deck
his feet were full of blisters,
He had two fingers up his arse
the rest were up his sisters!

"slumpy" <> wrote in message
news:bf73rq$c45ul$...
> "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
> threw back my head and roared with laughter as Juan Pérez continued:
>
> > trout wrote:
> >> slumpy wrote:
> >>
> >>> "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you
> >>> ?" I threw back my head and roared with laughter as Rainedon
> >>> continued:
> >>>
> >>>> I'm sat at the computer,
> >>>> My poor head is all a-spin,
> >>>> I don't know what is right from wrong,
> >>>> Perhaps I should give in!
> >>>> I read all the postings,
> >>>> Some refer to me, not all,
> >>>> But when I go to solve a prob,
> >>>> I bash my head against a wall,
> >>>> So, I want to thank you for the *help*,
> >>>> You've all been very kind,
> >>>> But time to call it quits methinks,
> >>>> Before I really lose my mind!
> >>>
> >>> You ought to take the good advice
> >>> And follow to the letter
> >>> Everything that you are told
> >>> And it will all get better.
> >>
> >> But good advice would also be
> >> To see who does the doling
> >> For if they say to 'format C'
> >> You know that they are trolling.
> >
> > This is first class poetry
> > But needs to be resolved
> > So I leave you with this: 'Orange'.
>
> Other words that will not rhyme
> Include 'silver' and 'lemon'.
> At least since Kenny Everett
> Retired Captain Kremmen.
> --
> slumpy
> no more
> no less
> just slumpy
>
>

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Michael said:

> trout wrote:
>
>> slumpy wrote:
>>
>>> "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?"
>>> I threw back my head and roared with laughter as Rainedon continued:
>>>
>>>> I'm sat at the computer,
>>>> My poor head is all a-spin,
>>>> I don't know what is right from wrong,
>>>> Perhaps I should give in!
>>>> I read all the postings,
>>>> Some refer to me, not all,
>>>> But when I go to solve a prob,
>>>> I bash my head against a wall,
>>>> So, I want to thank you for the *help*,
>>>> You've all been very kind,
>>>> But time to call it quits methinks,
>>>> Before I really lose my mind!
>>>
>>> You ought to take the good advice
>>> And follow to the letter
>>> Everything that you are told
>>> And it will all get better.
>>
>> But good advice would also be
>> To see who does the doling
>> For if they say to 'format C'
>> You know that they are trolling.
>
> You know... I've often heard it said
> "There's one born every minute".
> It goes for trolls as well as fools,
> So heed the wisdom in it.

Roses are red.
Viloets are blue.
Some poems rhyme.
Others don't.

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On Sat, 19 Jul 2003 04:40:34 GMT, in
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Juan Pérez scrawled:

<snip>

>Roses are red.
>Violets are blue.
>My panties are black,
>What color have you?

Roses are red,
And white, and yellow.
Now give it a rest,
There's a good fellow.

--
"Tact: making a point without making an enemy."

8< SNIP >8
>>
>> What are you; some kind of nut?
>> There is no rhyme for Orange
>> Don't let the door-knob hit your butt
>> Or catch it in the door-hinge
>
> The challenge, it was 'orange'
> so I just thought of lozenge
> da da da da, diddle da da da, da diddle diddle diddle diddle da

*LOZENGE* rhymes with orange? hmmmmmmmmmmm boy have I been pronouncing
my cough drop wrong. LOL

MudBone wrote:
> slumpy wrote:
>
> 8< SNIP >8
>
>>
>>> This is first class poetry
>>> But needs to be resolved
>>> So I leave you with this: 'Orange'.
>>
>> Other words that will not rhyme
>> Include 'silver' and 'lemon'.
>> At least since Kenny Everett
>> Retired Captain Kremmen.
>
>
> Lemon will rhyme when you eat it in Yemin.

Yet we have the rhyme;
"Oranges and lemons, said the bells .."
(Do you know of this rhyme across in US (or elsewhere), if not, its a ryhme
about the different church bells of London.)