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Slumpy
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      07-07-2003
My toaster has jammed and I keep burning the toast.
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      07-07-2003
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Brian H
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      07-07-2003
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Errrrr...erm... Slumpy said:

> My toaster has jammed and I keep burning the toast.


'it it wiv a 'ammer

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      07-07-2003
"So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
threw back my head and roared with laughter as Brian H continued:

> X-No-Archive: Yes
> Errrrr...erm... Slumpy said:
>
>> My toaster has jammed and I keep burning the toast.

>
> 'it it wiv a 'ammer


I did that awready guv. Never moved a mussel.
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      07-07-2003
Slumpy bashed at the keyboard and said..:
> My toaster has jammed and I keep burning the toast.


http://www.toaster.org/faq.html


 
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Brian H
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Errrrr...erm... slumpy said:

> "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
> threw back my head and roared with laughter as Mcploppy continued:
>
>> Slumpy bashed at the keyboard and said..:
>>> My toaster has jammed and I keep burning the toast.

>>
>> http://www.toaster.org/faq.html

>
> Toastie Toaster is a monstrously cool mechanical devise used for making
> toast. Innocent enough, you might think, but the Red Dwarf Toaster will
> drive you completely bonkers by continually asking, "Would you like some
> toast?"
>


Whilst the McDonalds toaster asks "do you want fries with that?"

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slumpy
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"So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
threw back my head and roared with laughter as Brian H continued:

> X-No-Archive: Yes
> Errrrr...erm... slumpy said:
>
>> "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you
>> ?" I threw back my head and roared with laughter as Mcploppy
>> continued:
>>
>>> Slumpy bashed at the keyboard and said..:
>>>> My toaster has jammed and I keep burning the toast.
>>>
>>> http://www.toaster.org/faq.html

>>
>> Toastie Toaster is a monstrously cool mechanical devise used for
>> making toast. Innocent enough, you might think, but the Red Dwarf
>> Toaster will drive you completely bonkers by continually asking,
>> "Would you like some toast?"
>>

>
> Whilst the McDonalds toaster asks "do you want fries with that?"


I thought that was a D-class Defunctioning Autobot. No expression, no
involvement and no interest whatsoever. They frequently malfunction leaving
you with a cardboard carton only half full of fries, and a lid that isn't
quite on tight, enabling premature leakage and guaranteed staining with
black coffee.
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Plato
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      07-07-2003
Slumpy wrote:
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> My toaster has jammed and I keep burning the toast.


When you start seeing smoke give it a swift kick on the side to get your
bread out.
 
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Paul - xxx
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      07-07-2003
Brian H deftly scribbled:

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> Errrrr...erm... Slumpy said:
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>> My toaster has jammed and I keep burning the toast.

>
> 'it it wiv a 'ammer


A big 'un ...

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Paul - xxx
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      07-07-2003
Slumpy deftly scribbled:

> My toaster has jammed and I keep burning the toast.


Lay in a full bath of water .. warm and soapy works well, then when the
toast starts to burn, drop the toaster in the bath.

This *will* stop the toast burning ...

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