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Slumpy wrote:

> Say "Oomcha-merkola" over and over, and it does sound rather strange.

You Bastard!
The third time I said it; Satan appeared. Kicked my dog, and knocked my
beer over.
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"A damned dirty trick."

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Errrrr...erm... Slumpy said:

> "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
> threw back my head and roared with laughter as trout continued:
>
>> Slumpy wrote:
>>
>>> Say "Oomcha-merkola" over and over, and it does sound rather strange.
>>
>> You Bastard!
>> The third time I said it; Satan appeared. Kicked my dog, and knocked
>> my beer over.
>
> That wasn't Satan, it was Stan, a windowcleaner from Cleethorpes, wearing a
> misprinted T-Shirt. He sometimes appears here too, but usually it's Mrs
> Clegg from Eccles, who bakes amazing cakes.

Don't get me started on cakes, I went out to get some earlier and the damned
shop was shut ;-(

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"So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
threw back my head and roared with laughter as Brian H¹© continued:

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> Errrrr...erm... Slumpy said:
>
>> "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you
>> ?" I threw back my head and roared with laughter as trout continued:
>>
>>> Slumpy wrote:
>>>
>>>> Say "Oomcha-merkola" over and over, and it does sound rather
>>>> strange.
>>>
>>> You Bastard!
>>> The third time I said it; Satan appeared. Kicked my dog, and knocked
>>> my beer over.
>>
>> That wasn't Satan, it was Stan, a windowcleaner from Cleethorpes,
>> wearing a misprinted T-Shirt. He sometimes appears here too, but
>> usually it's Mrs Clegg from Eccles, who bakes amazing cakes.
>
> Don't get me started on cakes, I went out to get some earlier and the
> damned shop was shut ;-(

I had loads earlier. I say *had* then I looked and the kids and their
cousins had devoured the lot. Got steak tho...
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"Brian H¹©" <> wrote in message
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> Don't get me started on cakes, I went out to get some earlier and
the damned shop was shut ;-(

But that bird Angie is around and she can(allegedly)fulfil your
confectionary dreams!!


DaveG.

"So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
threw back my head and roared with laughter as DaveG continued:

> "Brian H¹©" <> wrote in message
> news:EN%Na.5333$...
>> X-No-Archive: Yes
>> Don't get me started on cakes, I went out to get some earlier and
>> the damned shop was shut ;-(
>
> But that bird Angie is around and she can(allegedly)fulfil your
> confectionary dreams!!

Too late, Big Brother is on in 5 minutes.

"When a woman watches Big Brother it is ill-advised to reach for the remote
control" - Slumpy's thiteenth law of the schematics of Women.
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slumpy
no more
no less
just slumpy

trout rambled on about something in
<bea12s$2mvre$>:

> Slumpy wrote:
>
>> Say "Oomcha-merkola" over and over, and it does sound rather
>> strange.
>
> You Bastard!
> The third time I said it; Satan appeared. Kicked my dog, and knocked
> my beer over.


Oh no! Not the beer! <G>

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