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"So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
threw back my head and roared with laughter as slylittlei continued:

> Nurse! The screens! it's Slumpy :
>
>> "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?"
>> I threw back my head and roared with laughter as gaz horton
>> continued:
>>
>>> there is a problem with my password?
>>
>> That is a possibilty. Have you found that it won't play with your
>> other passwords at all ? Have you followed the feeding and exercise
>> regime that was sent to you when your account was set up ? It
>> requires pretty much the same attention and care as your mouse
>> cursor, which must be exercised offline at least twice a day or it is
>> likely to get sluggish. And the specially prepared organic feed is
>> essential for healthy growth and a long life. You wouldn't want your
>> password to die on you, would you ? Look after them and they will
>> look after you.
>>
>> Dr Slumpy
>
> LOL
> I trust you enjoyed Bristol? The Mayor was a trifle disappointed that
> you didn't show up to collect your key to the city...!

Not only did I slip in the back way and have it on me toes with said key, I
got 50 quid for it up Portabello on the way back up the Smoke
--
slumpy
no more
no less
just slumpy

there was a suggestion of tentacles, and
other...nameless appendages... it was Slumpy , uttering these fateful
words:
> "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?"
> I threw back my head and roared with laughter as slylittlei continued:
>
>> Nurse! The screens! it's Slumpy :
>>
>>> "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you
>>> ?"
>>> I threw back my head and roared with laughter as gaz horton
>>> continued:
>>>
>>>> there is a problem with my password?
>>>
>>> That is a possibilty. Have you found that it won't play with your
>>> other passwords at all ? Have you followed the feeding and exercise
>>> regime that was sent to you when your account was set up ? It
>>> requires pretty much the same attention and care as your mouse
>>> cursor, which must be exercised offline at least twice a day or it
>>> is likely to get sluggish. And the specially prepared organic feed
>>> is essential for healthy growth and a long life. You wouldn't want
>>> your password to die on you, would you ? Look after them and they
>>> will
>>> look after you.
>>>
>>> Dr Slumpy
>>
>> LOL
>> I trust you enjoyed Bristol? The Mayor was a trifle disappointed that
>> you didn't show up to collect your key to the city...!
>
> Not only did I slip in the back way and have it on me toes with said
> key, I got 50 quid for it up Portabello on the way back up the Smoke
>

That explains why the Mayor came back into the Council chamber waving that
1959 Morris starting handle & babbling something about swapping the key for
some magic beans...apparently we've got to plant them underneath the
Suspension Bridge & mutter the appropriate incantations before that
"perkewleer lookin' bloke frum That Lundun" brings it back...
<sigh>
I'm off to strip naked & cover myself in woad...

"So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
threw back my head and roared with laughter as slylittlei continued:

> That explains why the Mayor came back into the Council chamber waving
> that 1959 Morris starting handle & babbling something about swapping
> the key for some magic beans...apparently we've got to plant them
> underneath the Suspension Bridge & mutter the appropriate
> incantations before that "perkewleer lookin' bloke frum That Lundun"
> brings it back... <sigh>
> I'm off to strip naked & cover myself in woad...

Got them beans from Tesco's. Them thar country bumpkin toyps r fer too easy
too con.
--
slumpy
no more
no less
just slumpy

Yadayadayada...nameless appendages... it was Slumpy , uttering these fateful
words:
> "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?"
> I threw back my head and roared with laughter as slylittlei continued:
>
>> That explains why the Mayor came back into the Council chamber waving
>> that 1959 Morris starting handle & babbling something about swapping
>> the key for some magic beans...apparently we've got to plant them
>> underneath the Suspension Bridge & mutter the appropriate
>> incantations before that "perkewleer lookin' bloke frum That Lundun"
>> brings it back... <sigh>
>> I'm off to strip naked & cover myself in woad...
>
> Got them beans from Tesco's. Them thar country bumpkin toyps r fer
> too easy too con.

AAAaaawwh...Bugger! I knew it were too good 2 be true!
Roight lads, moight as well go down ter Pilton & fleece them 'ippies frum
the Thames Estuarial aeriel!
Remember...if they're wearing a big felt 'at an' a Radio'ead T-shirt,
they're fair game... *eg*