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"Jose" <> wrote in message
news:FgDVf.7820$% ...
>> Also most folk have Flash and Acrobat plug-ins pre-installed...
>
> The poster stated that he had 25% intellegent users (that is, 25% do not
> use flash <asbestos on!>. That makes flash not suitable in his target
> market.
>
> Jose

Wow, you mean some of you can actually read *as well as* type?! :O Hehe

You know, I just thought, if what I have been asking in this thread was so
damn confusing, how come Neredbojias nailed it in his first reply... hmm...

My first post: "...the bookmark in the inline frame causes the parent
frame to scroll down, which I do not want". Now we all know Favourites
don't cause pages to scroll down. Surely one of you had used FrontPage, or
at least MS Office or were able to figure it out. I just have a feeling you
were being intentionally awkward nitpicking on my wording. It seems obvious
to me, but maybe that's 'cause I know what I was on about!

It just became so convoluted because everyone started questioning why I
wanted to do it my way, "ooh, why not do it my way instead?!", they cried.

I appreciate this is not a "help desk", however the fact remains that I
*HAVE* received help/tech support/solutions/whatever you wanna call them. I
came, I asked, I got the answers. Some of you got in the way of that.

The point I was trying to make earlier was simply that it could've been a
lot easier! Some of you guys *are* quite hard work sometimes. But don't
worry, I'll be outta your hair soon, then this'll be your exclusive domain
to prowl and roam once again. I have received my free technical support,
and am immensely greatful to Els and Neredbojias.

Kudos guys!

In article <p1GVf.42676$ >,
"Chris Ianson" <> wrote:

> You know, I just thought, if what I have been asking in this thread was so
> damn confusing, how come Neredbojias nailed it in his first reply... hmm...

Because he is about to meet a terrible challenge, a life changing
experience with Officer Bud White. This has galvanised him into
frenetic activity. He is trying hard to get up as many brownie
points as he can in the hope that the er... um... meeting with
Officer White will be ... let us say ... less severe than it
otherwise might be.

--
dorayme

With neither quill nor qualm, dorayme quothed:

> In article <p1GVf.42676$ >,
> "Chris Ianson" <> wrote:
>
> > You know, I just thought, if what I have been asking in this thread was so
> > damn confusing, how come Neredbojias nailed it in his first reply... hmm...
>
> Because he is about to meet a terrible challenge, a life changing
> experience with Officer Bud White. This has galvanised him into
> frenetic activity. He is trying hard to get up as many brownie
> points as he can in the hope that the er... um... meeting with
> Officer White will be ... let us say ... less severe than it
> otherwise might be.

Officer White, who is he?
I'll break his back across my knee!
'Cause I'm the main man in the 'hood;
My fighting's legend and my loving's good!

<wood pounding floor>

They call me Ne-red-bo-ji-as.
Around me broads don't wear no bras.
And men will tend to **** their drawers
When I come out to settle scores!

<pounding wood and female squeals>

--
Neredbojias
Contrary to popular belief, it is believable.

Neredbojias wrote:

> With neither quill nor qualm, dorayme quothed:
>
>> In article <p1GVf.42676$ >,
>> "Chris Ianson" <> wrote:
>>
>> > You know, I just thought, if what I have been asking in this thread
>> > was so damn confusing, how come Neredbojias nailed it in his first
>> > reply... hmm...
>>
>> Because he is about to meet a terrible challenge, a life changing
>> experience with Officer Bud White. This has galvanised him into
>> frenetic activity. He is trying hard to get up as many brownie points
>> as he can in the hope that the er... um... meeting with Officer White
>> will be ... let us say ... less severe than it otherwise might be.
>
> Officer White, who is he?
> I'll break his back across my knee!
> 'Cause I'm the main man in the 'hood; My fighting's legend and my
> loving's good!
>
> <wood pounding floor>
>
> They call me Ne-red-bo-ji-as.
> Around me broads don't wear no bras.
> And men will tend to **** their drawers When I come out to settle
> scores!
>
> <pounding wood and female squeals>


I met a traveler from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read,
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed,
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Neredbojias, King of Kings:
Look upon my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.


--
Blinky RLU 297263
Killing all posts from Google Groups
The Usenet Improvement Project: http://blinkynet.net/comp/uip5.html
Coming Soon: Filtering rules specific to various real news clients

With neither quill nor qualm, Blinky the Shark quothed:

> > Officer White, who is he?
> > I'll break his back across my knee!
> > 'Cause I'm the main man in the 'hood; My fighting's legend and my
> > loving's good!
> >
> > <wood pounding floor>
> >
> > They call me Ne-red-bo-ji-as.
> > Around me broads don't wear no bras.
> > And men will tend to **** their drawers When I come out to settle
> > scores!
> >
> > <pounding wood and female squeals>
>
>
> I met a traveler from an antique land
> Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
> Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
> Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
> And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
> Tell that its sculptor well those passions read,
> Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
> The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed,
> And on the pedestal these words appear:
> "My name is Neredbojias, King of Kings:
> Look upon my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
> Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
> Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
> The lone and level sands stretch far away.

Wow, a classy ode! I really liked the part that said "Neredbojias, King
of Kings..." And "...the sneer of cold command". That's me, a cold
commanding sneerer. Maybe I should move to someplace like Mesopotamia,
sneer around a lot, and run for king.

--
Neredbojias
Contrary to popular belief, it is believable.

In article <>,
Neredbojias <> wrote:

> With neither quill nor qualm, Blinky the Shark quothed:

> > "My name is Neredbojias, King of Kings:
> > Look upon my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
> > Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
> > Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
> > The lone and level sands stretch far away.
>
> Wow, a classy ode! I really liked the part that said "Neredbojias, King
> of Kings..." And "...the sneer of cold command". That's me, a cold
> commanding sneerer. Maybe I should move to someplace like Mesopotamia,
> sneer around a lot, and run for king.

Shall I compare thou to Ozymandias...

I don't think so Boji, Percy Bysshe Shelley will not help you
with Officer White. Nothing will. You really need to resign
yourself to this.

--
dorayme

thee not thou... what can I say? This meeting of officer White
with Boji distracts me...

--
dorayme

With neither quill nor qualm, dorayme quothed:

> In article <>,
> Neredbojias <> wrote:
>
> > With neither quill nor qualm, Blinky the Shark quothed:
>
> > > "My name is Neredbojias, King of Kings:
> > > Look upon my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
> > > Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
> > > Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
> > > The lone and level sands stretch far away.
> >
> > Wow, a classy ode! I really liked the part that said "Neredbojias, King
> > of Kings..." And "...the sneer of cold command". That's me, a cold
> > commanding sneerer. Maybe I should move to someplace like Mesopotamia,
> > sneer around a lot, and run for king.
>
> Shall I compare thou to Ozymandias...

Is he anything like Ozzy Osbourne?

> I don't think so Boji, Percy Bysshe Shelley will not help you
> with Officer White. Nothing will. You really need to resign
> yourself to this.

No offense, but I really don't need any help from someone named
<snicker> "Percy Bysshe"... He must have been a standout on the
playground.

--
Neredbojias
Contrary to popular belief, it is believable.

Deciding to do something for the good of humanity, Neredbojias
<> declared in alt.html:

> No offense, but I really don't need any help from someone named
> <snicker> "Percy Bysshe"... He must have been a standout on the
> playground.

You should talk!

--
Mark Parnell
Thankyou blinkynet!
http://blinkynet.net/comp/uip5.html

With neither quill nor qualm, Mark Parnell quothed:

> Deciding to do something for the good of humanity, Neredbojias
> <> declared in alt.html:
>
> > No offense, but I really don't need any help from someone named
> > <snicker> "Percy Bysshe"... He must have been a standout on the
> > playground.
>
> You should talk!

What?? "Neredbojias" is an uncommonly masculine name related to such
notable and manly personifications as TTutankhamen, Genghis Khan, Eric
the Red, and Mr. Bojangles! "Percy" sounds like a fruitcake, "Bysshe"
sounds like a weird dog, and "Shelley" was voted girl-most-easily-mated
by members of the Mountain Valley High chess club.

--
Neredbojias
Contrary to popular belief, it is believable.