In article <>, Anonymous@127.001 says...
> First, the internet wasn't even born until 1985
You're an idiot. The internet was invented by DARPA in the early/mid
60s.
> so you couldn't be online at
> the age of 11 writing code in html since that wasn't even really available
> yet.
I didn't say anything about being online when I was 11. I said I was
writing BASIC on a VIC-20. Learn to read before you respond, please.
You may end up looking less of a prick if you do.
> By the time you started grade school, I was already programming in BASIC.
You've never done *any* programming, RtS.
> My first computer was an atari 400.
Released in 1979. A whole 8 months before the VIC-20.
> Windows? What the hell is that?
They're things that some people have. I doubt you have them in your
padded room, though.
> Other than the inclusion of some php stuff, your site is nothing more than
> standard html any kid could write.
So what? You mean like the code that displays the images in the
rambles, such as this one:
http://kibo.org.uk/rambles.php?sp=10&id=85
How would do you do that? That is, take an image that is 3.1 megapixels
on the server and resize it to that at which it's displayed.
What other code would you suggest I add to make it more grown up, RtS?
Some wanky, copied, JavaScript like the crap you're struggling with? I
was writing far more advanced DHTML that you're doing now in 1998.
Fsck, an application I wrote won a Technology Innovation award in 1999.
> Why do you use javascript to show an image when an image tag would suffice?
Where do I do that? The only scripting in my site is an empty function
called ShowImage. It does nothing unless the image on the right is
found on the server in its full-size version.
> You keep blasting away at me for no alt attributes, and you don't implement
> them yourself.
Every image on my site has an alt attribute. At most there are three
images on a page, usually just two (logo and photo).
> Duende's site? Nothing fancy or special about it. Half the space is blank.
So, that's a significantly smaller amount of blank space that's inside
your head?
> Links open in a new page, where with a little more work, the information
> could appear all on the same page.
> A sick looking dancing chicken for an opening page? Extremely childish and
> amateurish.
You have the audacity to call someone amateurish? Amazing. You're so
funny, you mothertrucker.
> You sir, are a classic bigot.
You have no idea what a "bigot" is, have you? I am most certainly not
intolerant of people with differing views from mine. I just don't
tolerate fools gladly. You, RtS, are a fool.
You don't know the difference between "capital" and "capitol", though?
--
Hywel
http://kibo.org.uk/
I do not eat quiche.
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