<< While I was at work, JaR spurted out:
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> "Jtyc" <> wrote in
> news::
>
>>> I have a solid retirement plan. At age 65 I will renounce my
>>> citizenship, cross over into Mexico, then back into the Estados
>>> Unidos, where will then be given free medical, a free house, a card
>>> I can use to buy food, and a monthly check. The only problem is all
>>> the forms will be in Spanish,
>>> but I figure I could hire an illegal to fill them out for me.
>>
>>
>> *takes notes*
>>
>>
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>
> Fsck that!
>
> *Digs out Spanish dictionary and checks airline schedules.*
>
The spanish dictionary has airline schedules? Why didn't Webster think of that?
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Bigus SiŠkus
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-- You don't sound sick!
-- I'm fsukin my dog...that sound sick enough for ya??
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