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What is fmsmcse and incoherent tool?
Have you ever had an incoherent tool? If so.. than you really need help man.


"Kline Sphere" wrote:

> fmsmcse, I'd rather employ goldfish than an incoherent tool like you.
>
> On Thu, 20 Apr 2006 11:27:02 -0700, Codedtwist
> <> wrote:
>
> >When attending a job interview, and you feel the interviewer is a complete
> >as-s-hole who doesn’t even have the qualification for the job he is
> >interviewing you for, and you sense that he is not can give you that job
> >anyway-- what would you do if this happened to you over an over an over…
> >
> >- Is there any “nice way� to let them know at the interview- that they’re an
> >as-s-holes &pigs who deserves to be unemployed for long long time to feel
> >what is like?
> >
> >I mean.. Why can’t be a jerk at the end of job interview if the interviewer
> >is ..!
> >
> >
> >Any advice suggestion and comments is appreciated
> >
> >Thanks
>
>
> Kline Sphere (Chalk) MCNGP #3
>

Thanks, I was thinking of doing that at next interview.
I also was thinking about closing the interview by spiting on my hand at the
shakehands moment while thanking him or her for their time/interview. and if
handshake fails- than just wipe hand on their shoulder as exiting the
interview room

(-



"Loopback" wrote:

> Lets face it,
>
> You've buggered up the previous interviews, so if it would make you feel
> better; scratch your baws and pick your nose at the next interview, disregard
> questions and give assh0le answers. Be creative and let them know what you
> think. You dont have much to loose.
>
> Then once you've got it out of your system, review yourself. As BD says,
> you're probably the problem. Try mock interviews with friends, and try to
> figure out good ways of getting across your experience, and reasons why you'd
> be good for the role.
>
> Oh, and quit sniviling like a pansy, thats my job and there's no interview
> for it. (yet)
> --
> LoopBack
>
>
> "Bigus Si©kus" wrote:
>
> > << While I was at work, Codedtwist spurted out:
> > <<------------------------------------------>>
> > > When attending a job interview, and you feel the interviewer is a
> > > complete as-s-hole who doesn't even have the qualification for the
> > > job he is interviewing you for, and you sense that he is not can give
> > > you that job anyway-- what would you do if this happened to you over
> > > an over an over.
> > >
> > I would re-evaluate MY life and see what the fu©k *I'm* doing wrong. Maybe you
> > should do the same. If it happened once...or maybe twice, you can blame it on
> > them...but since you say it is happening over and over and over, it's gotta be
> > *you*.
> >
> > > - Is there any "nice way" to let them know at the interview- that
> > > they're an as-s-holes &pigs who deserves to be unemployed for long
> > > long time to feel what is like?
> > >
> > Obviously they're doing something right. They've got the position, and the
> > work.
> >
> > > I mean.. Why can't be a jerk at the end of job interview if the
> > > interviewer is ..!
> > >
> > You can. There is nothing saying you need to be nice to the @$$h0le. But, just
> > because they're @$$h0les in the interview doesn't mean you won't get the job.
> > And if you start mouthing off to them, they might just decide to toss your
> > resume.
> >
> > >
> > > Any advice suggestion and comments is appreciated
> > >
> > > Thanks
> >
> > --
> > Bigus Si©kus
> > MCNGP #51
> > -- You don't sound sick!
> > -- I'm fsukin my dog...that sound sick enough for ya??
> >
> >
> >

All gawked in amazement when: Codedtwist assaulted us with:
> Thanks, I was thinking of doing that at next interview.
> I also was thinking about closing the interview by spiting on my hand
> at the shakehands moment while thanking him or her for their
> time/interview. and if handshake fails- than just wipe hand on their
> shoulder as exiting the interview room
>
> (-
>
Maybe try a change of wardrobe, a mini-skirt and push-up bra. See how they
react to that.
--
LRM
MCNGP 7^2
www.mcngp.com home of the bogosity singularity.

ah you’re too sweet LRM.
I wish I could do that- but, apparently I have hairy lags

oh wait! You know what’s weird?.. I never got any job that I was interviewed
for by male.�
All jobs I get in the past was interviewed by women.

God bless our sweethearts!


"LRM" wrote:

> All gawked in amazement when: Codedtwist assaulted us with:
> > Thanks, I was thinking of doing that at next interview.
> > I also was thinking about closing the interview by spiting on my hand
> > at the shakehands moment while thanking him or her for their
> > time/interview. and if handshake fails- than just wipe hand on their
> > shoulder as exiting the interview room
> >
> > (-
> >
> Maybe try a change of wardrobe, a mini-skirt and push-up bra. See how they
> react to that.
> --
> LRM
> MCNGP 7^2
> www.mcngp.com home of the bogosity singularity.
>
>
>

All gawked in amazement when: Codedtwist assaulted us with:
> ah you're too sweet LRM.
> I wish I could do that- but, apparently I have hairy lags
>
Shave your legs

> oh wait! You know what's weird?.. I never got any job that I was
> interviewed for by male."
> All jobs I get in the past was interviewed by women.
>
It's good to work under women

> God bless our sweethearts!
>
I hope that the god that blesses the sweethearts can also get rid of push-up
bras, not the most comfortable foundation garment. Sort of like body armer
really.

--
LRM
MCNGP 7^2
www.mcngp.com home of the bogosity singularity.

**LRM's** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>

> It's good to work under women
>
I concur! Oh what a great job that would be!

--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
--You can't have it....it's *mine*

All gawked in amazement when: Codedtwist assaulted us with:
> ah you're too sweet LRM.
> I wish I could do that- but, apparently I have hairy lags
>
Shave your legs>>>>>> I just can’t adjust to change anything that god gives
me naturally, and women loves hairy legs.

> oh wait! You know what's weird?.. I never got any job that I was
> interviewed for by male."
> All jobs I get in the past was interviewed by women.
>
It's good to work under women>>> yes, there’s nothing more sensational than
working under women

> God bless our sweethearts!
>
I hope that the god that blesses the sweethearts can also get rid of push-up
bras, not the most comfortable foundation garment. Sort of like body armer
really. >>>Sweeheart… throughout my life experience I found only
cowards/heartless people who tend to use body armer. Real people use human
face before any body armer can take place.

Take care there sweet hearted;

--
LRM
MCNGP 7^2
www.mcngp.com home of the bogosity singularity.

**Codedtwist's** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>
> Interesting, but I already tried everything you guys suggesting here.
> I even faked interviews and still not working!
> the only thing I haven't try yet- is to act like a d!k.
> I even know that they hire people who don't even have a 5% of my
> experience for the job. they even have to train them so they can do
> the job that I already trained for.
>
If they are hiring people with 1/20th your experience, then I would say it
is your personallity.

1) Before you even go into the interview, check out the company's profile.
Almost everyone has a website nowadays. Use that to your advantage. This
will help you with #9, and you can get some normally useless information off
of it.
2) DON'T fake anything (except maybe the occasional orgasm)
3) DON'T be stiff and uptight (ok, well don't let them see the stiffness)
4) DON'T slouch (sit up straight and pay attention)
5) Be yourself. If they hire you, they will be hiring you, not the person
you are pretending to be. Even though these people don't know you, they can
sense when you're not being truthful with them.
6) Don't walk in all macho and co©ky. Leave the attitude at home.
7) When you walk into the room, acknowledge everybody. Learn their faces,
their names, their departments, etc.
Ask questions!! If they see you're interested in the company, they will
become more inteested in you.
9) When someone is talking to you, look that person directly in the eyes.
(and don't let the eyes wander south)

That is how I've gotten most of my jobs. Also, I act like I've known the
people my whole life. I treat them as though they were my brother or my
sister. People like to be treated like humans, not animals. At the end of
the session try to start up a little BS session with them. If they enjoy you
in the interview, they'll enjoy working with you. They aren't going to hire
anyone that they aren't going to want to be around.

Again, good luck!

--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
--You can't have it....it's *mine*

**Codedtwist's** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>
> hmm.. I was warned not to click on those tiny URLs
>
Um..that's not a tinyurl, this is a tinyurl:

http://tinyurl.com/db28n

If you click on this tinyurl, you will find that it leads you to the same
exact page that the link below takes you to.
Go ahead, it's safe....don't listen to brain-twister, he's a moron.


> "Jtyc" wrote:
>
>>> what would you do if this happened to you over an over an over.
>>
>> http://www.despair.com/dysfunction.html

--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
--You can't have it....it's *mine*

>>>> It's good to work under women

>> I concur! Oh what a great job that would be!

As someone once said, "I put women on a pedestal, all the better so I
can see their legs..."