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**Stan's** the one who fcukin said it
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>> My irony meter is broken, but I'm guessing that was somewhere north
>> of 9.5 on a scale of 1-10.
>
> Nevermind, maybe try online dating, after all you never know.
>
So the truth comes out. Stanley's gone to joining newsfroups for the dating
scene. How long did it take you to figure out *that* wasn't gonna work?
What's wrong with the clubs Stanley? I'll bet the fat girls won't even date
you will they? I'll bet you even have a hard time getting l@id in a hen
house. You probably just stand in the corner looking like Ted Bundy, am I
right?

You *son* need to get a life, not us.

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Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
--You can't have it....it's *mine*

"JaR" <> wrote in message
news:Xns97A890E4765EBonlyifabsolutelynece@207.46.2 48.16...
> "Stan" <> wrote in
> news::
>
>> retard.
>>
>
> A touch, begad! Alas, poor Fris will be mortally wounded by your witty
> riposte.
>
> Please keep trying, however. Been dull in here lately. Not that you are
> any
> less dull, but at least you are good for some practice. Rather like
> shooting ducks in a barrel, but nonetheless..

Please! Make the big bully stop! I'm running out of tissues!

did you hear "Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> say in
news::

> Stanley's gone to joining newsfroups for the dating
> scene.

that's why I'm here. Look, I'm wearing my sexy certification lapel pins.
They're like chick magnets...

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- Naval Def'n: Abovewater Warfare | Sailor on a waterbed

**Neil's** the one who fcukin said it
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> did you hear "Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> say in
> news::
>
>> Stanley's gone to joining newsfroups for the dating
>> scene.
>
> that's why I'm here. Look, I'm wearing my sexy certification lapel
> pins. They're like chick magnets...
>
I'm not knocking it (well, mabye a little) but Stanley couldn't find a date
if it fell out of a tree and hit him on the nugget.

Yes, and those lapel pins are the only reason you're getting dates in here.
Stan"lapel-less"ley has got a ways to go before he gets a pin.

--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
--You can't have it....it's *mine*

did you hear "Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> say in
news::

>
> Yes, and those lapel pins are the only reason you're getting dates in
> here.

well, that and, hey, I'm the InterNeil...

and you can call me the InterNeil too

--
The InterNeil MCNGP Triple X

- When you've seen one camel driver, you've seen Ahmal.

**Neil's** the one who fcukin said it
<<-------------------------------->>
> did you hear "Bigus Di©kus" <BigusDi©kus@127.0.0.1> say in
> news::
>
>>
>> Yes, and those lapel pins are the only reason you're getting dates in
>> here.
>
> well, that and, hey, I'm the InterNeil...
>
I've been trying to rememeber that, but with all the other impotent things I
have to remember throughout the day, it gets kinda hard.

> and you can call me the InterNeil too
>
Thank you sir, thank you.

--
Bigus Di©kus
MCNGP Sb (Antimony)
--You can't have it....it's *mine*