Velocity Reviews

Velocity Reviews (http://www.velocityreviews.com/forums/index.php)
-   Computer Support (http://www.velocityreviews.com/forums/f33-computer-support.html)
-   -   Snow in the forecast!!! (http://www.velocityreviews.com/forums/t737772-snow-in-the-forecast.html)

Meat Plow 11-11-2010 06:54 PM

Snow in the forecast!!!
 
The local weather girl said she expects 8 inches tonight.

I said to myself "yeah sure, not with a face like yours."



--
Live Fast, Die Young and Leave a Pretty Corpse

Ian Field 11-11-2010 06:55 PM

Re: Snow in the forecast!!!
 

"Meat Plow" <mhywatt@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2010.11.11.18.54.19@lmao.lol.lol...
> The local weather girl said she expects 8 inches tonight.
>
> I said to myself "yeah sure, not with a face like yours."



Doggy style shouldn't be so bad.



Bucky Breeder 11-11-2010 07:42 PM

Re: Snow in the forecast!!!
 
Meat Plow <mhywatt@yahoo.com> plundered the forcast thusly:

> The local weather girl said she expects 8 inches tonight.
>
> I said to myself "yeah sure, not with a face like yours."


2-bagger weather... And that's why God gave us *BEER*...;
but you've got to buy it first; then drink it-all-up...
Then you sing "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas..."

HTH.

--

I AM Bucky Breeder, (*(^;
and on the 'AWESOMENESS METER',
I am about two clicks better than 'TOTALLY'!

You should not view the world in terms
of things which you do - or do not - "like";
rather, you should view the world in terms
of how things "actually are", recognizing
and finding acceptance of them as such.

This would immeasurably bring *much* more
stability, peace and tranquility into your life.

I could help you with that... but...
I really just don't like you that much.

Repent! The end is near.... Or, smoke 'em if you got 'em.
And... good luck if there's an apocalypse.

(Me? I don't go anywhere without a shotgun and package of beef jerky!)

(And some breath-freshening gum... just in case I run into any pretty
white ladies who wanna have some fun before I throw them out as bait
to the flesh-eating zombies so I can escape quietly yet very quickly.)

(And some condoms... because I wouldn't want to be the first guy who
survives the apocolypse on Murray Povich staring at DNA child support.)

Dan C 11-11-2010 07:56 PM

Re: Snow in the forecast!!!
 
On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:54:17 +0000, Meat Plow wrote:

> The local weather girl said she expects 8 inches tonight.
>
> I said to myself "yeah sure, not with a face like yours."


You're gonna have to do her twice...



--
"Ubuntu" -- an African word, meaning "Slackware is too hard for me".
"Bother!" said Pooh, as Piglet pulled out the Anal Intruder.
Usenet Improvement Project: http://twovoyagers.com/improve-usenet.org/
Thanks, Obama: http://brandybuck.site40.net/pics/politica/thanks.jpg

Meat Plow 11-11-2010 09:00 PM

Re: Snow in the forecast!!!
 
On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 19:56:48 +0000, Dan C wrote:

> On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:54:17 +0000, Meat Plow wrote:
>
>> The local weather girl said she expects 8 inches tonight.
>>
>> I said to myself "yeah sure, not with a face like yours."

>
> Y[SLAP]


**** off Revenge Dweeb.





--
Live Fast, Die Young and Leave a Pretty Corpse

Old Gringo38 11-12-2010 12:07 AM

Re: Snow in the forecast!!!
 
On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:54:17 +0000 (UTC), Meat Plow wrote:

> The local weather girl said she expects 8 inches tonight.
>
> I said to myself "yeah sure, not with a face like yours."


If the weather girl is in your immediate local area you'll be getting
the same 8" she does. <g>
--
11/11/2010 6:04:45 PM CST
Just West Of Nowhere
Enjoy Life And Live It To Its Fullest
Support Bacteria: It Is The Only Culture Some People Have

joevan 11-12-2010 12:31 AM

Re: Snow in the forecast!!!
 
On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:07:19 -0600, Old Gringo38
<NoEmail@ThisOldHouse.con> wrote:

>On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:54:17 +0000 (UTC), Meat Plow wrote:
>
>> The local weather girl said she expects 8 inches tonight.
>>
>> I said to myself "yeah sure, not with a face like yours."

>
>If the weather girl is in your immediate local area you'll be getting
>the same 8" she does. <g>

It can go in there but it is best in between the legs. I guess Meat
got it all befuddled. I would think he knew that but one must wonder.

Meat Plow 11-12-2010 03:32 PM

Re: Snow in the forecast!!!
 
On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 19:31:05 -0500, joevan wrote:

> On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:07:19 -0600, Old Gringo38
> <NoEmail@ThisOldHouse.con> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:54:17 +0000 (UTC), Meat Plow wrote:
>>
>>> The local weather girl said she expects 8 inches tonight.
>>>
>>> I said to myself "yeah sure, not with a face like yours."

>>
>>If the weather girl is in your immediate local area you'll be getting
>>the same 8" she does. <g>

> It can go in there but it is best in between the legs. I guess Meat got
> it all befuddled. I would think he knew that but one must wonder.


What did I get all befuddled?



--
Live Fast, Die Young and Leave a Pretty Corpse

joevan 11-12-2010 07:41 PM

Re: Snow in the forecast!!!
 
On Fri, 12 Nov 2010 15:32:30 +0000 (UTC), Meat Plow
<mhywatt@yahoo.com> wrote:

>On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 19:31:05 -0500, joevan wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:07:19 -0600, Old Gringo38
>> <NoEmail@ThisOldHouse.con> wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:54:17 +0000 (UTC), Meat Plow wrote:
>>>
>>>> The local weather girl said she expects 8 inches tonight.
>>>>
>>>> I said to myself "yeah sure, not with a face like yours."
>>>
>>>If the weather girl is in your immediate local area you'll be getting
>>>the same 8" she does. <g>

>> It can go in there but it is best in between the legs. I guess Meat got
>> it all befuddled. I would think he knew that but one must wonder.

>
>What did I get all befuddled?

I was just thinking of your talk about a face. I always heard that one
could put a paper bag over the head and all would be just sexy.

Dan C 11-12-2010 08:19 PM

Re: Snow in the forecast!!!
 
On Fri, 12 Nov 2010 14:41:05 -0500, joevan wrote:

> On Fri, 12 Nov 2010 15:32:30 +0000 (UTC), Meat Plow <mhywatt@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 19:31:05 -0500, joevan wrote:
>>
>>> On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:07:19 -0600, Old Gringo38
>>> <NoEmail@ThisOldHouse.con> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Thu, 11 Nov 2010 18:54:17 +0000 (UTC), Meat Plow wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> The local weather girl said she expects 8 inches tonight.
>>>>>
>>>>> I said to myself "yeah sure, not with a face like yours."
>>>>
>>>>If the weather girl is in your immediate local area you'll be getting
>>>>the same 8" she does. <g>
>>> It can go in there but it is best in between the legs. I guess Meat
>>> got it all befuddled. I would think he knew that but one must wonder.

>>
>>What did I get all befuddled?

> I was just thinking of your talk about a face. I always heard that one
> could put a paper bag over the head and all would be just sexy.


Is that what you do with the 'ole lady once a month or so?


--
"Ubuntu" -- an African word, meaning "Slackware is too hard for me".
"Bother!" said Pooh, as he rolled off the prostitute.
Usenet Improvement Project: http://twovoyagers.com/improve-usenet.org/
Thanks, Obama: http://brandybuck.site40.net/pics/politica/thanks.jpg


All times are GMT. The time now is 01:25 AM.

Powered by vBulletin®. Copyright ©2000 - 2013, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
SEO by vBSEO ©2010, Crawlability, Inc.


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57