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Cuckoo_Bird 09-18-2009 01:32 PM

INFO GALORE WITH NEW COMPUTER SYSTEM
 
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Click the link, turn up the volume, listen closely
and watch the pointer!
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http://aclu.org/pizza/images/screen.swf
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I ordered a pizza today and the computer revealed
that my wife had just found a pair of pinkish panties
in my glove compartmen.
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Naturally, I told her Rush Limbaugh had borrowed
my car last night.
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Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com
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PS: Use one of these names if you find yourself in a similiar
pedicament -- Sean "Ins" Hannity, Glenn Beck or Michael Savage.
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You might really want to impress her by saying you loaned
your car to Dick Cheney.
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Ed Conrad
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http://www.edconrad.com
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