Re: Swine Flu
JonC <firstname.lastname@example.org> perpetrated this via
> I am a 36 year old Muslim.
> I want to know if there is a pork free virus available,
> a Halal version
> which I will be able to have without upsetting Mohamed???
> Please advise.
Muslims cannot get the swine flu else they lose their 72 virgins
when they suicide bomb the international cafes full of students,
wimmins, chillens, and other innocents.
And after all that effort... pity the pitiful....
I once got the diarrhea really bad just from licking a foldout
of Salma Hayek - so you know the Mexican swines are toxically
potent; yet not potable up to "our" modern technological standards.
I also go a scratch from the staple... but that's probably not
relevant to your terrorist agenda.
I am Bucky Breeder, (*(^; , and whilst my huge stimulus package
may not save the US economy; it sure makes the wimmins happy!
Pay your taxes to keep those stimulus rebates in the mail :
Repent! The end is near.... So, smoke 'em if you got 'em.
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