Computer related quotations.
* "Computers are useless. They can only give you answers." - Pablo Picasso
* "Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about
telescopes." - Edsger Dijkstra
* "Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from hell."
* "It's not just a computer - it's your ass." - Cal Keegan
* "It reminds me of the claim that Americans built the first computer...
It depends on what properties are necessary for a device to be classed
as a computer: That it's electronic? That it has Randomly Accessible
Memory? That it operates on a stored program? I am tempted to suggest
that one of the requirements implicit in some people's lists is that it
was built in America."
* "A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no
mercy" - Joseph Campbell
* "Distributed file systems are a cruel hoax." - Zalman Stern
* "The computer allows you to make mistakes faster than any other
invention, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila" - Mitch
* "A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper
tray and the blinking red light"
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