OT: Ode To Colorectal Surgeon [updated]
 

I had a little extra boredom time this evening, as my regular show was a
repeat, so I decided to spice up the Colorectal Surgeon page with the
information about the song, the link to the MP3 file, and now, if you have
Microsoft Agent, and a Text-To-Speech engine, you can listen to Microsoft's
Merlin character 'performing the song'.

http://www.planetoftheheads.com/sites/colorectal/

Enjoy.

--
Microcephalic S. Bob
MCNGP #XXXVI
http://dailyapocalypse.co.nr/
http://www.roblindman.com/
http://www.planetoftheheads.com/
http://interneil.co.nr/
http://dumb.co.nr/

RE: OT: Ode To Colorectal Surgeon [updated]
 

I worry about you.
--
m0rk


"Verbal Funderburk" wrote:

> I had a little extra boredom time this evening, as my regular show was a
> repeat, so I decided to spice up the Colorectal Surgeon page with the
> information about the song, the link to the MP3 file, and now, if you have
> Microsoft Agent, and a Text-To-Speech engine, you can listen to Microsoft's
> Merlin character 'performing the song'.
>
> http://www.planetoftheheads.com/sites/colorectal/
>
> Enjoy.
>
> --
> Microcephalic S. Bob
> MCNGP #XXXVI
> http://dailyapocalypse.co.nr/
> http://www.roblindman.com/
> http://www.planetoftheheads.com/
> http://interneil.co.nr/
> http://dumb.co.nr/
>
>
>

Re: OT: Ode To Colorectal Surgeon [updated]
 

"m0rk" <helpdesktroll@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:B868CDE5-7B39-4B14-92E4-18BD9CB8FD43@microsoft.com...
>I worry about you.
> --
> m0rk

I doubt a genuine concern about ME ever entered your mind.

Re: OT: Ode To Colorectal Surgeon [updated]
 

"Verbal Funderburk" <http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> wrote in message
news:ebNpb2vPGHA.128@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
>
> "m0rk" <helpdesktroll@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:B868CDE5-7B39-4B14-92E4-18BD9CB8FD43@microsoft.com...
> >I worry about you.
> > --
> > m0rk
>
> I doubt a genuine concern about ME ever entered your mind.
>
>
His concerns aren't genuine, but his thoughts are dirty.

--
Bigus Di©kus
--If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

Re: OT: Ode To Colorectal Surgeon [updated]
 

Verbal Funderburk <http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> said something like

> # Name-Host Conflict: file://c:\temp\191298.htm (3/3/2006 3:59:11 PM) #
>
>>I worry about you.
>> --
>> m0rk
>
> I doubt a genuine concern about ME ever entered your mind.


Well I worry about you. And it's genuine. I worry that one
day you'll snap and show up in the newsgroup with an AK-47.

That's what I worry about.

Genuinely.

kpg

Re: OT: Ode To Colorectal Surgeon [updated]
 

"kpg" <kenatweekendcomputerdotcom> wrote in message
news:Xns977BA319EE99ipostthereforeiam@127.0.0.1...
> Verbal Funderburk <http://www.planetoftheheads.com/> said something like
>
>> # Name-Host Conflict: file://c:\temp\191298.htm (3/3/2006 3:59:11 PM) #
>>
>>>I worry about you.
>>> --
>>> m0rk
>>
>> I doubt a genuine concern about ME ever entered your mind.
>
>
> Well I worry about you. And it's genuine. I worry that one
> day you'll snap and show up in the newsgroup with an AK-47.
>
> That's what I worry about.
>
> Genuinely.
>
> kpg

First, Mom you're just jealous, that's the Beastie Boyz.

Next, that's not a concern about ME.

And lastly, what difference would it make if I showed up in the newsgroup
with an AK-47?

Lets assume I have one, here, right now.

The only thing I could do is shoot the computer, the furniture, the cat, or
myself.

While I probably WOULD shoot myself in the head, if I was smart enough and
had good enough aim, I might miss and hit the furniture. And it's just not
right to shoot furniture, because furniture has feelings too.

The cat, well, I suppose that would make for an interesting display, and I
wouldn't have to worry about dinner, but, in spite of my apparent status as
the resident sociopath of the group, I try not to be mean to kitties,
because I'm aware of the fine line between a sociopath -- and a
psychopath... like JaR, for instance, THAT'S a psychopath, and that other
gun nut whose name I can't remember, the guy who has a god given right to a
firearm, and that's why he asked the government for permission. Both of
those fools, I should put a bullet in their heads, but I'd rather stay a
sociopath, I have to have something to look forward to, like when LRM takes
a shower in my hotel, and mother tells me that it's time.

So shooting myself, well, not an option, because I might hit the furniture.
The cat, nah, just can't do it. But, I guess I could shoot the
compu@*!(&#(*!@&*(#NO CARRIER

Re: OT: Ode To Colorectal Surgeon [updated]
 

Echoed forth from the dank caverns of microsoft.public.cert.exam.mcse, the
plaintive wail of Verbal Funderburk:

> . like JaR, for instance, THAT'S a psychopath,

*blushes*

Awww...g'wan, you're too kind.

--
JaR
MCNGP 10110
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