Mr. Mom
 

My wife is out of town for the next three days, so I've got the 2 and 4 year
old boys to myself.

I'm only half way through the first day and all I have to say is....

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

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Thug #24601

Re: Mr. Mom
 

"Politician Spock" <m@m.com> wrote in message
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> My wife is out of town for the next three days, so I've got the 2 and 4
> year old boys to myself.
>
> I'm only half way through the first day and all I have to say is....
>
> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
>
> --
> Politician Spock
> Thug #24601
>

Take them to the strip club. That always keeps me quiet.

Re: Mr. Mom
 

"CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> wrote in news:Ofv0BKAGIHA.1208
@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:

>
> "Politician Spock" <m@m.com> wrote in message
> news:472236b8$0$24259$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
>> My wife is out of town for the next three days, so I've got the 2 and 4
>> year old boys to myself.
>>
>> I'm only half way through the first day and all I have to say is....
>>
>> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
>>
>> --
>> Politician Spock
>> Thug #24601
>>
>
> Take them to the strip club. That always keeps me quiet.

Don't be silly, this is a married man...

Take them to the grocery store...chicks dig guys with kids.

Re: Mr. Mom
 

"Politician Spock" <m@m.com> wrote in message
news:472236b8$0$24259$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
> My wife is out of town for the next three days, so I've got the 2 and 4
> year old boys to myself.
>
> I'm only half way through the first day and all I have to say is....
>
> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
>
> --
> Politician Spock
> Thug #24601
>

Pansy

Re: Mr. Mom
 

"kpg*" <no@spam.com> wrote in message
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> "CBIC" <spam.thisbiotch@gmail.com> wrote in news:Ofv0BKAGIHA.1208
> @TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl:
>
>>
>> "Politician Spock" <m@m.com> wrote in message
>> news:472236b8$0$24259$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
>>> My wife is out of town for the next three days, so I've got the 2 and 4
>>> year old boys to myself.
>>>
>>> I'm only half way through the first day and all I have to say is....
>>>
>>> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
>>>
>>> --
>>> Politician Spock
>>> Thug #24601
>>>
>>
>> Take them to the strip club. That always keeps me quiet.
>
> Don't be silly, this is a married man...
>
> Take them to the grocery store...chicks dig guys with kids.
>

Hey strippers dig guys with kids too. After all, they're single moms.

Re: Mr. Mom
 

"LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> prattled ceaselessly in
news:OVjlQXAGIHA.5360@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:

> "Politician Spock" <m@m.com> wrote in message
> news:472236b8$0$24259$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
>> My wife is out of town for the next three days, so I've got the 2 and
>> 4 year old boys to myself.
>>
>> I'm only half way through the first day and all I have to say is....
>>
>> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
>
> Pansy
>
>
>

Two words: Duct Tape

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Re: Mr. Mom
 

"catwalker63" <_catwalker63_@hotmamamail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns99D897BD4136Acatwalker63athotmail@216.196. 97.136:

> "LRM" <Fskspam@friedspam.com> prattled ceaselessly in
> news:OVjlQXAGIHA.5360@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl:
>
> > "Politician Spock" <m@m.com> wrote in message
> > news:472236b8$0$24259$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
> >> My wife is out of town for the next three days, so I've got the 2 and
> >> 4 year old boys to myself.
> >>
> >> I'm only half way through the first day and all I have to say is....
> >>
> >> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
> >
> > Pansy
> >
> >
> >
>
> Two words: Duct Tape
>
> --
> Catwalker
> MCNGP #43
> www.mcngp.com
> "Definitely not wearing any underwear."

One word: Nyquil

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