Admins need to work harder
 

you people need to work harder instead of posting on these newsgroups
users' computers are taking more sick days than the users
http://news.zdnet.co.uk/0,39020330,39158478,00.htm

do something
or not
;)

Re: Admins need to work harder
 

please create a helpdesk ticket and it will be escalated appropriately

"nerd32768" <brin{removethis}sons@spymac.com> wrote in message
news:epSILCuWEHA.1104@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> you people need to work harder instead of posting on these newsgroups
> users' computers are taking more sick days than the users
> http://news.zdnet.co.uk/0,39020330,39158478,00.htm
>
> do something
> or not
> ;)
>
>

Re: Admins need to work harder
 

On Fri, 25 Jun 2004 13:16:30 -0500, nerd32768 extemporised:

> you people need to work harder instead of posting on these newsgroups
> users' computers are taking more sick days than the users
> http://news.zdnet.co.uk/0,39020330,39158478,00.htm
>
> do something
> or not
> ;)

Why would I want to reduce the down time?

Over here, we call that "Job Security"

obTangent

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/06...hits_websites/

I hear the cash register jinglin'.

JaR
Mercenary Thug

Re: Admins need to work harder
 

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in news:ea1gQNuWEHA.212
@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl:

> please create a helpdesk ticket and it will be escalated appropriately

be sure to include all of you details and an ACURATE description of the
problem

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Re: Admins need to work harder
 

> please create a helpdesk ticket and it will be escalated appropriately

Helpdesk Ticket
Name: "Nerd32768"
CompanyID: "32768"
Urgent: "yes"
Problem: "my computer doesn't work"
Symptoms: "it doesn't work"
Comments: "You computer people take to long to fix a problem. When my
computer broke fifteen minutes ago, and you didn't call me"

Re: Admins need to work harder
 

"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:ea1gQNuWEHA.212@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> please create a helpdesk ticket and it will be escalated appropriately

It will? I've taken to just deleting the calls. makes them go away faster.

Kat

Re: Admins need to work harder
 

"nerd32768" <brin{removethis}sons@spymac.com> wrote
> you people need to work harder instead of posting on these newsgroups
> users' computers are taking more sick days than the users

We'll take that under advisement. Please see the BOFH for any further
issues.

Re: Admins need to work harder
 

"Kat" <mistyNOSPAM@NOSPAMflynt.org> wrote in message
news:e5tNmUuWEHA.2576@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
>
> "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:ea1gQNuWEHA.212@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> > please create a helpdesk ticket and it will be escalated appropriately
>
> It will? I've taken to just deleting the calls. makes them go away faster.
>
> Kat

I've found that something along these lines works best:

UPDATE Tickets
SET Status = "Complete", ResolvedBy = "Kat"

and running this in the database. Deleting things can get messy. Just mark
them all as completed, and deny that you know anything about it. You'll be
all set. Trust me.

--

KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26

first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com

Re: Admins need to work harder
 

"Kat" <mistyNOSPAM@NOSPAMflynt.org> wrote in
news:e5tNmUuWEHA.2576@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl:

> It will? I've taken to just deleting the calls. makes them go away
> faster.

the best
dump> /dev/NULL

--
Neil MCNGP #30
"you'd do what, to who, for how many biscuits?"

Re: Admins need to work harder
 

If the call shows as complete, I have some liability issues, especially if
my name is on it.

I'd rather delete it, denying having seen it in the first place, or set it
as complete by someone else.

Either or works for me.
"Ken Briscoe" <youcant@sendmespam.com> wrote in message
news:OwgnYZuWEHA.3420@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> "Kat" <mistyNOSPAM@NOSPAMflynt.org> wrote in message
> news:e5tNmUuWEHA.2576@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> >
> > "Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:ea1gQNuWEHA.212@TK2MSFTNGP12.phx.gbl...
> > > please create a helpdesk ticket and it will be escalated appropriately
> >
> > It will? I've taken to just deleting the calls. makes them go away
faster.
> >
> > Kat
>
> I've found that something along these lines works best:
>
> UPDATE Tickets
> SET Status = "Complete", ResolvedBy = "Kat"
>
> and running this in the database. Deleting things can get messy. Just mark
> them all as completed, and deny that you know anything about it. You'll be
> all set. Trust me.
>
> --
>
> KB - MCNGP "silent thug" #26
>
> first initial last name AT hotmail DOT com
>
>