OT: Reasons to hate Cananda
 

Who caused the Blackout of 2003? Tuesday Morning Quarterback doesn't know,
but suggests this: Regardless, blame Canada.


It's about time Canada became America's universal scapegoat, as the United
States is already and has been for decades the scapegoat for anything Canada
doesn't like.


Canada is a threat to all we hold dear. Consider that millions of Americans
cannot subscribe to NFL Sunday Ticket -- the product TMQ desires more than
anything in life -- because they cannot or do not get the satellite signal
of the Rupert Murdoch-owned DirecTV, which holds a monopoly over Sunday
Ticket. Yet in Canada, anyone may subscribe to NFL Sunday Ticket over cable.
That's right, Canadians have much better access to the viewing of NFL games
than Americans do.


Plus in Canada, marijuana is close to legal. Same-gender marriage is
recognized. So all these gay married Canadians are sitting around smoking
pot and watching NFL Sunday Ticket -- enjoying total access to games made
possible by the tax dollars of Americans! -- while in the United States, you
can only drink beer, marry someone of the opposite sex and watch whatever
awful woofer game your local network affiliate has chosen for you.


How long are Americans going to stand for this? If I were you, Canada, I'd
drop the smug routine. The Army has to come home from Iraq someday, and it's
going to be looking for something to do.


http://espn.go.com/page2/s/tmq/030819.html

Re: Reasons to hate Cananda
 

yea all those manners and friendlieness would really screw americans up big
time if the US took over canada..
the troops might come back being pleasant and knowing how to treat people
with respect..
drive by shooting may fall off the map as well..
but while the 20th mountain division is up there could you get them to shoot
the homo's

"Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
news:uUipqwzaDHA.1832@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> Who caused the Blackout of 2003? Tuesday Morning Quarterback doesn't know,
> but suggests this: Regardless, blame Canada.
>
>
> It's about time Canada became America's universal scapegoat, as the United
> States is already and has been for decades the scapegoat for anything
Canada
> doesn't like.
>
>
> Canada is a threat to all we hold dear. Consider that millions of
Americans
> cannot subscribe to NFL Sunday Ticket -- the product TMQ desires more than
> anything in life -- because they cannot or do not get the satellite signal
> of the Rupert Murdoch-owned DirecTV, which holds a monopoly over Sunday
> Ticket. Yet in Canada, anyone may subscribe to NFL Sunday Ticket over
cable.
> That's right, Canadians have much better access to the viewing of NFL
games
> than Americans do.
>
>
> Plus in Canada, marijuana is close to legal. Same-gender marriage is
> recognized. So all these gay married Canadians are sitting around smoking
> pot and watching NFL Sunday Ticket -- enjoying total access to games made
> possible by the tax dollars of Americans! -- while in the United States,
you
> can only drink beer, marry someone of the opposite sex and watch whatever
> awful woofer game your local network affiliate has chosen for you.
>
>
> How long are Americans going to stand for this? If I were you, Canada, I'd
> drop the smug routine. The Army has to come home from Iraq someday, and
it's
> going to be looking for something to do.
>
>
> http://espn.go.com/page2/s/tmq/030819.html
>
>

Re: Reasons to hate Cananda
 

> yea all those manners and friendlieness would really screw americans up
big
> time if the US took over canada..
> the troops might come back being pleasant and knowing how to treat people
> with respect..
> drive by shooting may fall off the map as well..
> but while the 20th mountain division is up there could you get them to
shoot
> the homo's

From same article:

In the hours after the blackout, Toronto's mayor Mel Lastman declared that
the problem must have started in America but, "Have you ever seen the United
States take blame for anything?" Mel, we've taken the blame for more awful
errors than anyone can count -- the bomb that hit the Chinese embassy in
Belgrade and the destruction of the Iranian Airbus among many others. Just a
few months ago, in a case that every Canadian except, apparently, the mayor
of Toronto knows, America took the blame for the four noble Canadian
soldiers whom United States forces killed with friendly fire in Afghanistan.
America accepts lots of blame because we are out defending the free world:
and equally important, defending the notion of freedom. Year after year,
liberal democracy spreads and tyranny continues its retreat, because year
after year the United States surrenders blood and treasure in this vital
fight. Canada sleeps well, with very small defense expenditures and thus
more money to spend on itself, because the United States stands guard.

Canada's recent track record at taking the blame? In 1993, a Canadian
commando unit in Somalia tortured a civilian to death. The Canadian military
and the Ottawa federal government denied responsibility, then engaged in a
three-year cover-up. Here is a Canadian Broadcasting Corporation summary of
the cover-up and investigation, plus CBC's lament that "The government's
decision to cut the inquiry short left many questions unanswered." So people
who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, eh? Regardless of whether
the power is on in the glass house.


Some fine Canadians do believe in Canadio-American friendship it. Here's
their web site. Among other things, it reports on a huge pro-American rally
staged in Toronto in April. Toronto's mayor appears not to have attended.

Re: Reasons to hate Cananda
 

another reason to hate canadians:
http://www.upn.com/shows/fallpreview_2003/show04.shtml

"Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
news:#tnNAB0aDHA.2476@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> > yea all those manners and friendlieness would really screw americans up
> big
> > time if the US took over canada..
> > the troops might come back being pleasant and knowing how to treat
people
> > with respect..
> > drive by shooting may fall off the map as well..
> > but while the 20th mountain division is up there could you get them to
> shoot
> > the homo's
>
> From same article:
>
> In the hours after the blackout, Toronto's mayor Mel Lastman declared that
> the problem must have started in America but, "Have you ever seen the
United
> States take blame for anything?" Mel, we've taken the blame for more awful
> errors than anyone can count -- the bomb that hit the Chinese embassy in
> Belgrade and the destruction of the Iranian Airbus among many others. Just
a
> few months ago, in a case that every Canadian except, apparently, the
mayor
> of Toronto knows, America took the blame for the four noble Canadian
> soldiers whom United States forces killed with friendly fire in
Afghanistan.
> America accepts lots of blame because we are out defending the free world:
> and equally important, defending the notion of freedom. Year after year,
> liberal democracy spreads and tyranny continues its retreat, because year
> after year the United States surrenders blood and treasure in this vital
> fight. Canada sleeps well, with very small defense expenditures and thus
> more money to spend on itself, because the United States stands guard.
>
> Canada's recent track record at taking the blame? In 1993, a Canadian
> commando unit in Somalia tortured a civilian to death. The Canadian
military
> and the Ottawa federal government denied responsibility, then engaged in a
> three-year cover-up. Here is a Canadian Broadcasting Corporation summary
of
> the cover-up and investigation, plus CBC's lament that "The government's
> decision to cut the inquiry short left many questions unanswered." So
people
> who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, eh? Regardless of whether
> the power is on in the glass house.
>
>
> Some fine Canadians do believe in Canadio-American friendship it. Here's
> their web site. Among other things, it reports on a huge pro-American
rally
> staged in Toronto in April. Toronto's mayor appears not to have attended.
>
>

Re: Reasons to hate Cananda
 

So.....

How do you go from treating all people with respect to shooting all the
homos?

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"billyw" <b@brainless.net> wrote in message
news:#US9M1zaDHA.2328@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> yea all those manners and friendlieness would really screw americans up
big
> time if the US took over canada..
> the troops might come back being pleasant and knowing how to treat people
> with respect..
> drive by shooting may fall off the map as well..
> but while the 20th mountain division is up there could you get them to
shoot
> the homo's
>
> "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
> news:uUipqwzaDHA.1832@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> > Who caused the Blackout of 2003? Tuesday Morning Quarterback doesn't
know,
> > but suggests this: Regardless, blame Canada.
> >
> >
> > It's about time Canada became America's universal scapegoat, as the
United
> > States is already and has been for decades the scapegoat for anything
> Canada
> > doesn't like.
> >
> >
> > Canada is a threat to all we hold dear. Consider that millions of
> Americans
> > cannot subscribe to NFL Sunday Ticket -- the product TMQ desires more
than
> > anything in life -- because they cannot or do not get the satellite
signal
> > of the Rupert Murdoch-owned DirecTV, which holds a monopoly over Sunday
> > Ticket. Yet in Canada, anyone may subscribe to NFL Sunday Ticket over
> cable.
> > That's right, Canadians have much better access to the viewing of NFL
> games
> > than Americans do.
> >
> >
> > Plus in Canada, marijuana is close to legal. Same-gender marriage is
> > recognized. So all these gay married Canadians are sitting around
smoking
> > pot and watching NFL Sunday Ticket -- enjoying total access to games
made
> > possible by the tax dollars of Americans! -- while in the United States,
> you
> > can only drink beer, marry someone of the opposite sex and watch
whatever
> > awful woofer game your local network affiliate has chosen for you.
> >
> >
> > How long are Americans going to stand for this? If I were you, Canada,
I'd
> > drop the smug routine. The Army has to come home from Iraq someday, and
> it's
> > going to be looking for something to do.
> >
> >
> > http://espn.go.com/page2/s/tmq/030819.html
> >
> >
>
>

Re: Reasons to hate Cananda
 

what about us way over here... not even connected to the mainland???? hell
its still canada but PLEASE dont hate me... *sob* lol

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"Consultant" <consultant_mcngp@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> another reason to hate canadians:
> http://www.upn.com/shows/fallpreview_2003/show04.shtml
>
> "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
> news:#tnNAB0aDHA.2476@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> > > yea all those manners and friendlieness would really screw americans
up
> > big
> > > time if the US took over canada..
> > > the troops might come back being pleasant and knowing how to treat
> people
> > > with respect..
> > > drive by shooting may fall off the map as well..
> > > but while the 20th mountain division is up there could you get them to
> > shoot
> > > the homo's
> >
> > From same article:
> >
> > In the hours after the blackout, Toronto's mayor Mel Lastman declared
that
> > the problem must have started in America but, "Have you ever seen the
> United
> > States take blame for anything?" Mel, we've taken the blame for more
awful
> > errors than anyone can count -- the bomb that hit the Chinese embassy in
> > Belgrade and the destruction of the Iranian Airbus among many others.
Just
> a
> > few months ago, in a case that every Canadian except, apparently, the
> mayor
> > of Toronto knows, America took the blame for the four noble Canadian
> > soldiers whom United States forces killed with friendly fire in
> Afghanistan.
> > America accepts lots of blame because we are out defending the free
world:
> > and equally important, defending the notion of freedom. Year after year,
> > liberal democracy spreads and tyranny continues its retreat, because
year
> > after year the United States surrenders blood and treasure in this vital
> > fight. Canada sleeps well, with very small defense expenditures and thus
> > more money to spend on itself, because the United States stands guard.
> >
> > Canada's recent track record at taking the blame? In 1993, a Canadian
> > commando unit in Somalia tortured a civilian to death. The Canadian
> military
> > and the Ottawa federal government denied responsibility, then engaged in
a
> > three-year cover-up. Here is a Canadian Broadcasting Corporation summary
> of
> > the cover-up and investigation, plus CBC's lament that "The government's
> > decision to cut the inquiry short left many questions unanswered." So
> people
> > who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, eh? Regardless of
whether
> > the power is on in the glass house.
> >
> >
> > Some fine Canadians do believe in Canadio-American friendship it. Here's
> > their web site. Among other things, it reports on a huge pro-American
> rally
> > staged in Toronto in April. Toronto's mayor appears not to have
attended.
> >
> >
>
>

Re: Reasons to hate Cananda
 

> what about us way over here... not even connected to the mainland????
hell
> its still canada but PLEASE dont hate me... *sob* lol

I won't hate you for being Canadian if you won't hate me for being from
California.

Re: Reasons to hate Cananda
 

to stop the spread of aids

"Kendal Emery" <kemery@coordinatedhomecare.me.com> wrote in message
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> So.....
>
> How do you go from treating all people with respect to shooting all the
> homos?
>
> --
> Kendal R. Emery, MCSE, Network+, A+, MCNGP #19
> Systems Administrator
> Coordinated Home Care
> kemery@coordinatedhomecare.me.com
> remove me to email to me
> "billyw" <b@brainless.net> wrote in message
> news:#US9M1zaDHA.2328@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl...
> > yea all those manners and friendlieness would really screw americans up
> big
> > time if the US took over canada..
> > the troops might come back being pleasant and knowing how to treat
people
> > with respect..
> > drive by shooting may fall off the map as well..
> > but while the 20th mountain division is up there could you get them to
> shoot
> > the homo's
> >
> > "Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
> > news:uUipqwzaDHA.1832@TK2MSFTNGP10.phx.gbl...
> > > Who caused the Blackout of 2003? Tuesday Morning Quarterback doesn't
> know,
> > > but suggests this: Regardless, blame Canada.
> > >
> > >
> > > It's about time Canada became America's universal scapegoat, as the
> United
> > > States is already and has been for decades the scapegoat for anything
> > Canada
> > > doesn't like.
> > >
> > >
> > > Canada is a threat to all we hold dear. Consider that millions of
> > Americans
> > > cannot subscribe to NFL Sunday Ticket -- the product TMQ desires more
> than
> > > anything in life -- because they cannot or do not get the satellite
> signal
> > > of the Rupert Murdoch-owned DirecTV, which holds a monopoly over
Sunday
> > > Ticket. Yet in Canada, anyone may subscribe to NFL Sunday Ticket over
> > cable.
> > > That's right, Canadians have much better access to the viewing of NFL
> > games
> > > than Americans do.
> > >
> > >
> > > Plus in Canada, marijuana is close to legal. Same-gender marriage is
> > > recognized. So all these gay married Canadians are sitting around
> smoking
> > > pot and watching NFL Sunday Ticket -- enjoying total access to games
> made
> > > possible by the tax dollars of Americans! -- while in the United
States,
> > you
> > > can only drink beer, marry someone of the opposite sex and watch
> whatever
> > > awful woofer game your local network affiliate has chosen for you.
> > >
> > >
> > > How long are Americans going to stand for this? If I were you, Canada,
> I'd
> > > drop the smug routine. The Army has to come home from Iraq someday,
and
> > it's
> > > going to be looking for something to do.
> > >
> > >
> > > http://espn.go.com/page2/s/tmq/030819.html
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
>
>

Re: Reasons to hate Cananda
 

oh damn that's a hard one... lol jk

"Jtyc" <yo@respondtothegroup.com> wrote in message
news:ucYX%23O0aDHA.1280@tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl...
> > what about us way over here... not even connected to the mainland????
> hell
> > its still canada but PLEASE dont hate me... *sob* lol
>
> I won't hate you for being Canadian if you won't hate me for being from
> California.
>
>
>

Re: Reasons to hate Cananda
 

> oh damn that's a hard one... lol jk
>

I know it is... I hate myself for putting up with this Communist hell-hole.



f'n socialists... Let's raises taxes on business! That'll bring the jobs
back!