How to take photos of crime scenes?
 

I want to take photos of mutilated corpses, victims of wild creatures,
psycho-killers and cannibals.

How can I take photos of crime scenes?

Re: How to take photos of crime scenes?
 

"Ed Zagmoon" <spartan_isle@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>I want to take photos of mutilated corpses, victims of wild creatures,
> psycho-killers and cannibals.
>
> How can I take photos of crime scenes?
>

Stage your own crimes, then take the pictures.

Re: How to take photos of crime scenes?
 

"Ed Zagmoon" <spartan_isle@yahoo.com> wrote in news:1162179129.562248.215840
@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:
> I want to take photos of mutilated corpses, victims of wild creatures,
> psycho-killers and cannibals.

Someone has been watching too much TV.

Re: How to take photos of crime scenes?
 

Ed Zagmoon wrote:
> I want to take photos of mutilated corpses, victims of wild creatures,
> psycho-killers and cannibals.
>
> How can I take photos of crime scenes?
>
How about shooting yourself for experience - with a 45 magnum. That'll
cure your depraved desires.

Colin D.

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Re: How to take photos of crime scenes?
 

Use a camera?

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Joseph E. Meehan

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"Ed Zagmoon" <spartan_isle@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1162179129.562248.215840@b28g2000cwb.googlegr oups.com...
>I want to take photos of mutilated corpses, victims of wild creatures,
> psycho-killers and cannibals.
>
> How can I take photos of crime scenes?
>

Re: How to take photos of crime scenes?
 

First, you need a camera with
enhanced audio capabilitys.

....One that makes really loud
shutter/film advance noises.
( even if it's a digital camera )

Then, every time you hear someon say;
"This looks interesting",
you take a picture of that person.

I think that's pretty much all there is to it.



On 29 Oct 2006 19:32:09 -0800, "Ed Zagmoon" <spartan_isle@yahoo.com> wrote:

>I want to take photos of mutilated corpses, victims of wild creatures,
>psycho-killers and cannibals.
>
>How can I take photos of crime scenes?

<rj>

Re: How to take photos of crime scenes?
 

Ed Zagmoon wrote:
> I want to take photos of mutilated corpses, victims of wild creatures,
> psycho-killers and cannibals.
>
> How can I take photos of crime scenes?

Trolling, trolling, trolling...

Austin

Re: How to take photos of crime scenes?
 

Ed Zagmoon wrote:
> I want to take photos of mutilated corpses, victims of wild creatures,
> psycho-killers and cannibals.
>
> How can I take photos of crime scenes?
>

This is a probably similar to the more standard
question - how do I photograph beautiful nude women?

First find your woman...

BugBear

Re: How to take photos of crime scenes?
 

"Ed Zagmoon" <spartan_isle@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1162179129.562248.215840@b28g2000cwb.googlegr oups.com...
>I want to take photos of mutilated corpses, victims of wild creatures,
> psycho-killers and cannibals.
>
> How can I take photos of crime scenes?
>

You had better watch out for the pyscho-killers, they can be a bit bad
tempered if you take their photos without permission.

Make sure you book your photo shoot with the Cannibals after lunch.

Roy G

Re: How to take photos of crime scenes?
 

On Sun, 29 Oct 2006 19:32:09 -0800, Ed Zagmoon wrote:

> I want to take photos of mutilated corpses, victims of wild creatures,
> psycho-killers and cannibals.
>
> How can I take photos of crime scenes?

Seriously? Get a job as a crime scene photographer for any law
enforcement agency. Or become a psycho-killer cannibal and create your
own crime scenes. ;-)

Stef