DVD Verdict reviews: THE SUPER BOWL SHUFFLE: 20TH ANNIVERSARY COLLECTOR'S EDITION and more!
Today, DVD Verdict posted reviews of BODY PARTS, CAMERON'S CLOSET, CLOSE
YOUR EYES, COCOON: THE RETURN, GHOUL SCHOOL, GIRL WITH A SUITCASE, THE
SUPER BOWL SHUFFLE: 20TH ANNIVERSARY COLLECTOR'S EDITION, and
BODY PARTS (reviewed by Patrick Naugle, overall score 53/100):
"Body Parts is a movie that moves at a snail's pace. It takes its sweet-
ass time to get to the gruesome ending, and by the time it finally got
there, I was half-asleep. Here is a movie with all the excitement of
wheat bread, and it's far less filling."
FULL REVIEW: http://www.dvdverdict.com/reviews/bodyparts.php
CAMERON'S CLOSET (reviewed by Mitchell Hattaway, overall score 30/100):
"Shut the door to Cameron's Closet, bolt it, and then board it up. Now
go outside and burn down the house."
FULL REVIEW: http://www.dvdverdict.com/reviews/cameronscloset.php
CLOSE YOUR EYES (reviewed by Adam Arseneau, overall score 71/100):
"For the first hour or so, the film cannot quite decide whether it wants
to be creepy, scary, or just plain weird, like trying to channel Se7en,
a BBC cop drama, and Being John Malkovich all at the same time."
FULL REVIEW: http://www.dvdverdict.com/reviews/closeyoureyes.php
COCOON: THE RETURN (reviewed by Neil Dorsett, overall score 72/100):
"And the Gute. What can you say about the Gute? Did we really think he
was funny back then? Well no, not really, but the guy seemed to get a
lot of work."
FULL REVIEW: http://www.dvdverdict.com/reviews/cocoon2.php
GHOUL SCHOOL (reviewed by Patrick Bromley, overall score 43/100):
"Ed Wood was bold and had vision -- a genuine love of movies and respect
for his audience. I have to assume that Timothy O'Rawe hates me and all
of humanity. There's just no other explanation."
FULL REVIEW: http://www.dvdverdict.com/reviews/ghoulschool.php
GIRL WITH A SUITCASE (reviewed by Mark Van Hook, overall score 30/100):
"The name Claudia Cardinale probably doesn't mean much to the average
moviegoer. To many male cineastes, it conjures up the kind of images
only envisioned in the dreams of 13-year-old boys. "
FULL REVIEW: http://www.dvdverdict.com/reviews/girlwithsuitcase.php
THE SUPER BOWL SHUFFLE: 20TH ANNIVERSARY COLLECTOR'S EDITION (reviewed
by David Ryan, overall score 60/100):
"I love Brian Piccolo. And tonight, when you get down on your knees to
pray, I hope you ask God to love him too. And while you're at it, thank
Him for sparing poor Brian and Gayle Sayers from the fate of having to
appear in anything like 'The Super Bowl Shuffle.'"
FULL REVIEW: http://www.dvdverdict.com/reviews/superbowlshuffle.php
UNSPEAKABLE (reviewed by David Johnson, overall score 67/100):
"Unspeakable is rated R for 'strong violence and gore and disturbing
images.' Yep, that stuff's in here. But this movie is so ridiculous, all
the 'scare' factor is completely erased."
FULL REVIEW: http://www.dvdverdict.com/reviews/unspeakable.php
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