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Tim Weaver 06-25-2003 10:33 AM

Re: "The 10th Kingdom" Widescreen vs.Full-screen
 
The Widower Scally wrote:
<snip>
> [...] During a male
> shower scene - horrifying enough in itself, right? - I saw... I saw...
> OMG, I can barely get the words out... I saw Loren "Robin" Lester's
> bush. Yes, his bush. With a white cloth taped over his tackle. [...]

<snip>

Tackle always gets snagged in bushes, which is why men don't have bushes,
which is why this segment of this post is incorrect. Womenz have bushes
(except when you shave them off.)

PS: I'm sorry for your nightmare experience and hope you recover soon.

--
Tim Weaver

"I know you think you understand what you thought I said,
But I am not sure that what you heard is not what I meant."

The Widower Scally 06-26-2003 06:48 AM

Re: "The 10th Kingdom" Widescreen vs.Full-screen
 
Tim Weaver wrote:
> The Widower Scally wrote:
> <snip>
>> [...] During a male
>> shower scene - horrifying enough in itself, right? - I saw... I saw...
>> OMG, I can barely get the words out... I saw Loren "Robin" Lester's
>> bush. Yes, his bush. With a white cloth taped over his tackle. [...] <snip>

>
> Tackle always gets snagged in bushes, which is why men don't have bushes,
> which is why this segment of this post is incorrect. Womenz have bushes
> (except when you shave them off.)


Scally: Nuh-uh! If you put a white cloth over the tackle, then what have you got?
That's right - a bush. This is also known as a "mangina," which is the terminology
for when men tuck their genitalia thingies between their legs. Or if they're Irish.

> PS: I'm sorry for your nightmare experience and hope you recover soon.


Scally: Thank you. You are a kind man. My therapist tells me I am progressing nicely.
She shows me ink blots of male bushes and asks me what I see. With her help, I have
gotten to the point where I don't have to do "eyesies closies" before answering.

















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