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Me 03-05-2005 06:44 AM

The computer swallowed grandma...
 
The computer swallowed grandma
Yes honestly it's true
She pressed *Control* and *Enter*
And disappeared from view
It devoured her completely
The thought just makes me squirm
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm
I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind
I've even used the Internet
But nothing did I find
In desperation I asked Jeeves
My search to refine
The reply from him was negative
Not a thing was found on-line
So if inside your inbox
My grandma you should see
Please *Copy**Scan* and *Paste* her
And send her back to me

Acestes Tsardikos 03-05-2005 06:57 AM

Re: The computer swallowed grandma...
 
Me, <Me@privacy.net>, the potbound, mindless cat, and person who keeps
records of no value whatsoever, ruptured:

> The computer swallowed grandma
> Yes honestly it's true
> She pressed *Control* and *Enter*
> And disappeared from view
> It devoured her completely
> The thought just makes me squirm
> She must have caught a virus
> Or been eaten by a worm
> I've searched through the recycle bin
> And files of every kind
> I've even used the Internet
> But nothing did I find
> In desperation I asked Jeeves
> My search to refine
> The reply from him was negative
> Not a thing was found on-line
> So if inside your inbox
> My grandma you should see
> Please *Copy**Scan* and *Paste* her
> And send her back to me


Plagiarised from:
www.runnerduck.com/jan05_jokes.htm
http://www.epilepsyfoundation.org/fo...=12&threadid=2
8543&enterthread=y
http://www.heart-n-soul.us/writersbl...d-grandma.html
http://community.chatelaine.com/fser...server?af=view

and others


Blinky the Shark 03-05-2005 09:39 AM

Re: The computer swallowed grandma...
 
Acestes Tsardikos wrote:
> Me, <Me@privacy.net>, the potbound, mindless cat, and person who keeps
> records of no value whatsoever, ruptured:


>> The computer swallowed grandma
>> Yes honestly it's true
>> She pressed *Control* and *Enter*
>> And disappeared from view
>> It devoured her completely
>> The thought just makes me squirm
>> She must have caught a virus
>> Or been eaten by a worm
>> I've searched through the recycle bin
>> And files of every kind
>> I've even used the Internet
>> But nothing did I find
>> In desperation I asked Jeeves
>> My search to refine
>> The reply from him was negative
>> Not a thing was found on-line
>> So if inside your inbox
>> My grandma you should see
>> Please *Copy**Scan* and *Paste* her
>> And send her back to me


> Plagiarised from:
> www.runnerduck.com/jan05_jokes.htm
> http://www.epilepsyfoundation.org/fo...=12&threadid=2
> 8543&enterthread=y
> http://www.heart-n-soul.us/writersbl...d-grandma.html
> http://community.chatelaine.com/fser...server?af=view


> and others


And I saw it elsewhere, today, where someone had pulled it out of
something like *.humor groups, as well. Seems to be making the rounds.

--
Blinky Linux Registered User 297263
Who has implemented Usenet Solution #45933:
Now killing all posts originating at Google Groups


Castor Metaxas 03-05-2005 10:02 AM

Re: The computer swallowed grandma...
 
Blinky the Shark, <no.spam@box.invalid>, the blaring, backwoods groaner, and
cattle thief, lectured:

> Acestes Tsardikos wrote:
>> Me, <Me@privacy.net>, the potbound, mindless cat, and person who
>> keeps records of no value whatsoever, ruptured:

>
>>> The computer swallowed grandma
>>> Yes honestly it's true
>>> She pressed *Control* and *Enter*
>>> And disappeared from view
>>> It devoured her completely
>>> The thought just makes me squirm
>>> She must have caught a virus
>>> Or been eaten by a worm
>>> I've searched through the recycle bin
>>> And files of every kind
>>> I've even used the Internet
>>> But nothing did I find
>>> In desperation I asked Jeeves
>>> My search to refine
>>> The reply from him was negative
>>> Not a thing was found on-line
>>> So if inside your inbox
>>> My grandma you should see
>>> Please *Copy**Scan* and *Paste* her
>>> And send her back to me

>
>> Plagiarised from:
>> www.runnerduck.com/jan05_jokes.htm
>>

http://www.epilepsyfoundation.org/fo...=12&threadid=2
>> 8543&enterthread=y
>> http://www.heart-n-soul.us/writersbl...d-grandma.html
>> http://community.chatelaine.com/fser...server?af=view

>
>> and others

>
> And I saw it elsewhere, today, where someone had pulled it out of
> something like *.humor groups, as well. Seems to be making the
> rounds.


So much for your not being able to see my posts, eh, ****tard?


dwacon 03-05-2005 08:27 PM

Re: The computer swallowed grandma...
 

"Blinky the Shark" <no.spam@box.invalid> wrote in message
news:slrnd2ivid.8ag.no.spam@thurston.blinkynet.net ...
> > Plagiarised from:
> > www.runnerduck.com/jan05_jokes.htm
> >

http://www.epilepsyfoundation.org/fo...=12&threadid=2
> > 8543&enterthread=y
> > http://www.heart-n-soul.us/writersbl...d-grandma.html
> > http://community.chatelaine.com/fser...server?af=view

>
> > and others



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