Getting married, please help....
 

I am due to be married at the end of the month and have run into a bit
of a snag. My sweetheart and I were engaging in our usual hot sex the
other night. As I was eating my beautiful wife to be i kind of got
tired of my big ole boner rubbing against the sheets down at the bottom
of the bed as I ate my girlie out spread eagle. I all the sudden I
flipped around so my groin was positioned near my lovely's beautiful
face. In the same motion I chucked her up on top of me so that her sex
holes were right in my face and my boner was standing at attention in
her face.
I really ate my baby's pussy while she sucked my rod like a pro.
All was going great. I was really excited.
Then it happened. My gorgeous wife to be...Farted right in my
face. I saw her anus flex like the aperature on a camera. This was a
real shocker! I played it off until I shot my load but I have been
really traumatized by this human act....I have been avoiding her and i
know it is wrong. I love this godamn woman and I know that as a
biological creature she may need to pass gas on occasion, but shouldn't
she have waited until after the wedding? would I be a monster if I
called it off because of just 1 fart? Please group, I am struggling
with this issue and it is making me depressed..Oops gotta go...Here
comes the ole fart gasser now...What do I do?

Mack

Re: Getting married, please help....
 

On Thu, 08 Jan 2004 07:32:42 +0000, Me wrote:

> I am due to be married at the end of the month and have run into a bit
> of a snag. My sweetheart and I were engaging in our usual hot sex the
> other night. As I was eating my beautiful wife to be i kind of got
> tired of my big ole boner rubbing against the sheets down at the bottom
> of the bed as I ate my girlie out spread eagle. I all the sudden I
> flipped around so my groin was positioned near my lovely's beautiful
> face. In the same motion I chucked her up on top of me so that her sex
> holes were right in my face and my boner was standing at attention in
> her face.
> I really ate my baby's pussy while she sucked my rod like a pro.
> All was going great. I was really excited.
> Then it happened. My gorgeous wife to be...Farted right in my
> face. I saw her anus flex like the aperature on a camera. This was a
> real shocker! I played it off until I shot my load but I have been
> really traumatized by this human act....I have been avoiding her and i
> know it is wrong. I love this godamn woman and I know that as a
> biological creature she may need to pass gas on occasion, but shouldn't
> she have waited until after the wedding? would I be a monster if I
> called it off because of just 1 fart? Please group, I am struggling
> with this issue and it is making me depressed..Oops gotta go...Here
> comes the ole fart gasser now...What do I do?
>
> Mack

Get a respirator?

Re: Getting married, please help....
 

I bet she drinks pints too???
"Gordon BP" <me9@privacy.net> wrote in message
news:pan.2004.01.08.07.56.14.326564@privacy.net...
> On Thu, 08 Jan 2004 07:32:42 +0000, Me wrote:
>
> > I am due to be married at the end of the month and have run into a bit
> > of a snag. My sweetheart and I were engaging in our usual hot sex the
> > other night. As I was eating my beautiful wife to be i kind of got
> > tired of my big ole boner rubbing against the sheets down at the bottom
> > of the bed as I ate my girlie out spread eagle. I all the sudden I
> > flipped around so my groin was positioned near my lovely's beautiful
> > face. In the same motion I chucked her up on top of me so that her sex
> > holes were right in my face and my boner was standing at attention in
> > her face.
> > I really ate my baby's pussy while she sucked my rod like a pro.
> > All was going great. I was really excited.
> > Then it happened. My gorgeous wife to be...Farted right in my
> > face. I saw her anus flex like the aperature on a camera. This was a
> > real shocker! I played it off until I shot my load but I have been
> > really traumatized by this human act....I have been avoiding her and i
> > know it is wrong. I love this godamn woman and I know that as a
> > biological creature she may need to pass gas on occasion, but shouldn't
> > she have waited until after the wedding? would I be a monster if I
> > called it off because of just 1 fart? Please group, I am struggling
> > with this issue and it is making me depressed..Oops gotta go...Here
> > comes the ole fart gasser now...What do I do?
> >
> > Mack
>
> Get a respirator?

Re: Getting married, please help....
 

On Thu, 08 Jan 2004 07:32:42 GMT in 24hoursupport.helpdesk, my mind boggled
at the following statement by Me in message
news:ae54528bc9bf67f0f82b79517eb60808@news.teranew s.com

snip

> know it is wrong. I love this godamn woman and I know that as a
> biological creature she may need to pass gas on occasion, but shouldn't
> she have waited until after the wedding? would I be a monster if I
>

Tell her to lay off the hard-boiled eggs and popcorn. Broccoli's kinda bad
for that sort of thing, too.

--
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Re: Getting married, please help....
 

Use an anal dildo to plug the offending orifice.


"Me" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
news:ae54528bc9bf67f0f82b79517eb60808@news.teranew s.com...
> I am due to be married at the end of the month and have
run into a bit
> of a snag. My sweetheart and I were engaging in our usual
hot sex the
> other night. As I was eating my beautiful wife to be i
kind of got
> tired of my big ole boner rubbing against the sheets down
at the bottom
> of the bed as I ate my girlie out spread eagle. I all the
sudden I
> flipped around so my groin was positioned near my lovely's
beautiful
> face. In the same motion I chucked her up on top of me so
that her sex
> holes were right in my face and my boner was standing at
attention in
> her face.
> I really ate my baby's pussy while she sucked my rod
like a pro.
> All was going great. I was really excited.
> Then it happened. My gorgeous wife to be...Farted
right in my
> face. I saw her anus flex like the aperature on a camera.
This was a
> real shocker! I played it off until I shot my load but I
have been
> really traumatized by this human act....I have been
avoiding her and i
> know it is wrong. I love this godamn woman and I know that
as a
> biological creature she may need to pass gas on occasion,
but shouldn't
> she have waited until after the wedding? would I be a
monster if I
> called it off because of just 1 fart? Please group, I
am struggling
> with this issue and it is making me depressed..Oops gotta
go...Here
> comes the ole fart gasser now...What do I do?
>
> Mack
>

Re: Getting married, please help....
 

Her 'sex holes'??
I suggest you stop reading Penthouse Forum and get a real woman.

Lookout

On Thu, 08 Jan 2004 07:32:42 GMT, Me <me@privacy.net> wrote:

>I am due to be married at the end of the month and have run into a bit
>of a snag. My sweetheart and I were engaging in our usual hot sex the
>other night. As I was eating my beautiful wife to be i kind of got
>tired of my big ole boner rubbing against the sheets down at the bottom
>of the bed as I ate my girlie out spread eagle. I all the sudden I
>flipped around so my groin was positioned near my lovely's beautiful
>face. In the same motion I chucked her up on top of me so that her sex
>holes were right in my face and my boner was standing at attention in
>her face.
> I really ate my baby's pussy while she sucked my rod like a pro.
>All was going great. I was really excited.
> Then it happened. My gorgeous wife to be...Farted right in my
>face. I saw her anus flex like the aperature on a camera. This was a
>real shocker! I played it off until I shot my load but I have been
>really traumatized by this human act....I have been avoiding her and i
>know it is wrong. I love this godamn woman and I know that as a
>biological creature she may need to pass gas on occasion, but shouldn't
>she have waited until after the wedding? would I be a monster if I
>called it off because of just 1 fart? Please group, I am struggling
>with this issue and it is making me depressed..Oops gotta go...Here
>comes the ole fart gasser now...What do I do?
>
>Mack

Re: Getting married, please help....
 

I am sending u a cork as a late xmas pressy...Plug the hole n the gas will
come outta her mouth n heat ure willy even more.

Re: Getting married, please help....
 

Return the favor.


"Me" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
news:ae54528bc9bf67f0f82b79517eb60808@news.teranew s.com...
: I am due to be married at the end of the month and have run into a bit
: of a snag. My sweetheart and I were engaging in our usual hot sex the
: other night. As I was eating my beautiful wife to be i kind of got
: tired of my big ole boner rubbing against the sheets down at the
bottom
: of the bed as I ate my girlie out spread eagle. I all the sudden I
: flipped around so my groin was positioned near my lovely's beautiful
: face. In the same motion I chucked her up on top of me so that her
sex
: holes were right in my face and my boner was standing at attention in
: her face.
: I really ate my baby's pussy while she sucked my rod like a pro.
: All was going great. I was really excited.
: Then it happened. My gorgeous wife to be...Farted right in my
: face. I saw her anus flex like the aperature on a camera. This was a
: real shocker! I played it off until I shot my load but I have been
: really traumatized by this human act....I have been avoiding her and i
: know it is wrong. I love this godamn woman and I know that as a
: biological creature she may need to pass gas on occasion, but
shouldn't
: she have waited until after the wedding? would I be a monster if I
: called it off because of just 1 fart? Please group, I am struggling
: with this issue and it is making me depressed..Oops gotta go...Here
: comes the ole fart gasser now...What do I do?
:
: Mack
:

Re: Getting married, please help....
 

Get a Gas Mask !


"LO&MsLO" <Lookout@NOPEcableone.net> wrote in message
news:a85tvv0f2rkbfs261kmdar0900i311nkpv@4ax.com...
> Her 'sex holes'??
> I suggest you stop reading Penthouse Forum and get a real woman.
>
> Lookout
>
> On Thu, 08 Jan 2004 07:32:42 GMT, Me <me@privacy.net> wrote:
>
> >I am due to be married at the end of the month and have run into a bit
> >of a snag. My sweetheart and I were engaging in our usual hot sex the
> >other night. As I was eating my beautiful wife to be i kind of got
> >tired of my big ole boner rubbing against the sheets down at the bottom
> >of the bed as I ate my girlie out spread eagle. I all the sudden I
> >flipped around so my groin was positioned near my lovely's beautiful
> >face. In the same motion I chucked her up on top of me so that her sex
> >holes were right in my face and my boner was standing at attention in
> >her face.
> > I really ate my baby's pussy while she sucked my rod like a pro.
> >All was going great. I was really excited.
> > Then it happened. My gorgeous wife to be...Farted right in my
> >face. I saw her anus flex like the aperature on a camera. This was a
> >real shocker! I played it off until I shot my load but I have been
> >really traumatized by this human act....I have been avoiding her and i
> >know it is wrong. I love this godamn woman and I know that as a
> >biological creature she may need to pass gas on occasion, but shouldn't
> >she have waited until after the wedding? would I be a monster if I
> >called it off because of just 1 fart? Please group, I am struggling
> >with this issue and it is making me depressed..Oops gotta go...Here
> >comes the ole fart gasser now...What do I do?
> >
> >Mack
>

Re: Getting married, please help....
 

Take a lighter to bed with you and next time you see her anus flex light it
and get ready.
"talk to --> THE HAND" <hand.de.man@janitors.closet.com> wrote in message
news:5LjLb.1435$Wa.767@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> Use an anal dildo to plug the offending orifice.
>
>
> "Me" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
> news:ae54528bc9bf67f0f82b79517eb60808@news.teranew s.com...
> > I am due to be married at the end of the month and have
> run into a bit
> > of a snag. My sweetheart and I were engaging in our usual
> hot sex the
> > other night. As I was eating my beautiful wife to be i
> kind of got
> > tired of my big ole boner rubbing against the sheets down
> at the bottom
> > of the bed as I ate my girlie out spread eagle. I all the
> sudden I
> > flipped around so my groin was positioned near my lovely's
> beautiful
> > face. In the same motion I chucked her up on top of me so
> that her sex
> > holes were right in my face and my boner was standing at
> attention in
> > her face.
> > I really ate my baby's pussy while she sucked my rod
> like a pro.
> > All was going great. I was really excited.
> > Then it happened. My gorgeous wife to be...Farted
> right in my
> > face. I saw her anus flex like the aperature on a camera.
> This was a
> > real shocker! I played it off until I shot my load but I
> have been
> > really traumatized by this human act....I have been
> avoiding her and i
> > know it is wrong. I love this godamn woman and I know that
> as a
> > biological creature she may need to pass gas on occasion,
> but shouldn't
> > she have waited until after the wedding? would I be a
> monster if I
> > called it off because of just 1 fart? Please group, I
> am struggling
> > with this issue and it is making me depressed..Oops gotta
> go...Here
> > comes the ole fart gasser now...What do I do?
> >
> > Mack
> >
>
>