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Slumpy 07-07-2003 10:47 AM

Pop-up problem
 
My toaster has jammed and I keep burning the toast.
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doS 07-07-2003 12:12 PM

Re: Pop-up problem
 
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"Slumpy" <me3@privacy.net> wrote in message
news:bebj2h$30sja$1@ID-105330.news.dfncis.de...
> My toaster has jammed and I keep burning the toast.
> --
> slumpy
> no more
> no less
> just slumpy
>
>




Brian H 07-07-2003 01:58 PM

Re: Pop-up problem
 
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Errrrr...erm... Slumpy said:

> My toaster has jammed and I keep burning the toast.


'it it wiv a 'ammer

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slumpy 07-07-2003 02:01 PM

Re: Pop-up problem
 
"So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
threw back my head and roared with laughter as Brian H continued:

> X-No-Archive: Yes
> Errrrr...erm... Slumpy said:
>
>> My toaster has jammed and I keep burning the toast.

>
> 'it it wiv a 'ammer


I did that awready guv. Never moved a mussel.
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slumpy
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just slumpy



Mcploppy 07-07-2003 02:29 PM

Re: Pop-up problem
 
Slumpy bashed at the keyboard and said..:
> My toaster has jammed and I keep burning the toast.


http://www.toaster.org/faq.html



Brian H 07-07-2003 02:37 PM

Re: Pop-up problem
 
X-No-Archive: Yes
Errrrr...erm... slumpy said:

> "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
> threw back my head and roared with laughter as Mcploppy continued:
>
>> Slumpy bashed at the keyboard and said..:
>>> My toaster has jammed and I keep burning the toast.

>>
>> http://www.toaster.org/faq.html

>
> Toastie Toaster is a monstrously cool mechanical devise used for making
> toast. Innocent enough, you might think, but the Red Dwarf Toaster will
> drive you completely bonkers by continually asking, "Would you like some
> toast?"
>


Whilst the McDonalds toaster asks "do you want fries with that?"

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slumpy 07-07-2003 03:21 PM

Re: Pop-up problem
 
"So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you ?" I
threw back my head and roared with laughter as Brian H continued:

> X-No-Archive: Yes
> Errrrr...erm... slumpy said:
>
>> "So, Mr Slumpy you *really* are the perpetual comedian, aren't you
>> ?" I threw back my head and roared with laughter as Mcploppy
>> continued:
>>
>>> Slumpy bashed at the keyboard and said..:
>>>> My toaster has jammed and I keep burning the toast.
>>>
>>> http://www.toaster.org/faq.html

>>
>> Toastie Toaster is a monstrously cool mechanical devise used for
>> making toast. Innocent enough, you might think, but the Red Dwarf
>> Toaster will drive you completely bonkers by continually asking,
>> "Would you like some toast?"
>>

>
> Whilst the McDonalds toaster asks "do you want fries with that?"


I thought that was a D-class Defunctioning Autobot. No expression, no
involvement and no interest whatsoever. They frequently malfunction leaving
you with a cardboard carton only half full of fries, and a lid that isn't
quite on tight, enabling premature leakage and guaranteed staining with
black coffee.
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slumpy
no more
no less
just slumpy



Plato 07-07-2003 04:04 PM

Re: Pop-up problem
 
Slumpy wrote:
>
> My toaster has jammed and I keep burning the toast.


When you start seeing smoke give it a swift kick on the side to get your
bread out.

Paul - xxx 07-07-2003 07:24 PM

Re: Pop-up problem
 
Brian H deftly scribbled:

> X-No-Archive: Yes
> Errrrr...erm... Slumpy said:
>
>> My toaster has jammed and I keep burning the toast.

>
> 'it it wiv a 'ammer


A big 'un ...

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....................................Paul-xxx



Paul - xxx 07-07-2003 07:26 PM

Re: Pop-up problem
 
Slumpy deftly scribbled:

> My toaster has jammed and I keep burning the toast.


Lay in a full bath of water .. warm and soapy works well, then when the
toast starts to burn, drop the toaster in the bath.

This *will* stop the toast burning ...

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....................................Paul-xxx




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